doomer

A person who sees doom coming for humanity as a whole for either rational science-based reasons (AGW, nuclear war, doomsday clock, etc) or irrational reasons (zombie apocalypse, god's punishment, etc). Sometimes used as a slur against schizoid or loner types who have negative worldviews for mental health reasons.

This guy reading The Sixth Extinction is becoming more and more of a doomer as he turns the pages.

by dom-trussardi May 4, 2020

hoover doovers

An alternate pronunciation for hors d'œuvres, based on their unusual spelling and the idea that one can hoover them up one after another.

Often associated with people not known for their sense of culture, such as members of the working class. Can be used jokingly or ironically.

It's already halfway through the first quarter and I'm starving! When's your wife gonna bring out some hoover doovers?

by BornBlitzed October 4, 2011

Dunkin' Dozer

The massive attack of the shits that someone gets from drinking too much coffee.

"Oh shit, I gotta drop a huge Dunkin' Dozer before I ruin my pants all over the place."
"Sucks to be you man. That's why I stay away from coffee."

by SiN 666 December 9, 2008

OK Doomer

Similar to OK Boomer but will push someone to commit suicide.

Doomer: I can't take this anymore, my life is ruined, nothing can I do.
Someone: OK Doomer.

by Cincin Masuk Mangkok November 11, 2019

doobersnack

A marijuana cigarette, or simply a quantity of marijuana.

Spark up that doobersnack George, lets get high

This movie is rubbish without doobersnacks

by Nicolak June 17, 2007

dooderek

Bisexual in nature

Have you ever fucked a dooderek in the ass while he fingers a bingus?

by Ferretlasers September 22, 2017

doopersmear

someone who picks up poop and draws on the wall like a crayon.

i just doopersmeared on your wall justin, bye i am leaving have a good day

by turtle head comin out ya buttt September 4, 2019