Ding Ding

A foolhardy and not smart person

Someone who is being dumb in a serious situation

Humanoid 1: You DING DING why did you do that?!
Humanoid 2: good question. I guess I am a ding ding

by Astrid Raegal August 8, 2020

ding ding

The smallest of all penises. They rang from: ding ding, ding, ding dong, dong, and dong dong. The ding ding, is usually only between .01"-3.0" and can be either very girthy, or very slender. The ding ding although not pleasurable is sometimes encountered in intercourse.

"Dude, I just saw your ding ding."

"Ted's only got a ding ding, compared to Jack."

by Hey Buddy Jay October 17, 2006

Dinge

Dinge means something or someone that’s being annoying

“Ben’s such a dinge “ * object falls * “ah yeh dinge “

by Grace the dinge April 14, 2019

dinged

To get rejected, usually from a graduate school.

"Man, I got dinged yesterday. The decision letter came in a small and thin envelope."

by james December 13, 2003

Ding

A way of describing the town of Reading, Berkshire, in the United Kingdom.

"Mate, we need to get down the Ding for a smash up"

by The Cantoons October 28, 2007

ding ding

Ding ding is the word of success.

Yes!! I got paid today..ding ding

by Tasho December 22, 2008

ding ding

Illegal slot machine

I lost so much money at the ding ding's last night!

by Chastafari December 5, 2012