Great Desperation

When one has not had a boyfriend or girlfriend in the longest time, therefore making oneself desperate and either dreaming about the most stupidest or imaginary person of the opposite sex, or trying to hook up with another person in which the person does not desire.
If you don't understand this definition, beat it.

Ever since I broke up with mike, I have had outbursts of GDs (great desperations), like fantasizing about the geek with pink eye.

by Candy, Lex, and Jaqui March 9, 2004

desperation

adjective. used to describe something of lesser quality, but will fill the need in desperate times.

desperation toilet paper can be made with coffee filters or grain bags.

by dave4817 June 30, 2004

Desoration

(adj) describes negativity, termination of event, or failure foreshadowed within a situation.
First coined by Funk Volume rapper Swizzz in single, "Automatic"

The desoration is alarming -- you were trapped to begin.

by Oguyaka July 4, 2016

desperlationship

When it's prom season and all the high schoolers pair up in dates out of desperation.

Jenna and Timothy both didn't have prom dates so they entered a desperlationship.

by potanna May 19, 2017

Quiet Desperation

The deep, pervasive, often unacknowledged sense of disturbance in a married man's psyche that marriage is unnatural and contrary to the male's genetic construction.

"The quiet desperation becomes almost unbearable when I think that my wife is the only person I'll fuck for the rest of my life."

by DuddySasquatch August 29, 2011

off the reservation

A term sometimes used when a made man in the mafia kills another made man without the permission of his superiors.

A term sometimes used when agents in a spy agency, such as the CIA, go on unathorised assignments.

The Sopranos: "Tony B went off the reservation and wacked Billy Leotardo."

Spy Game: "If you go off the reservation, I will not come after you..."

by Fablo December 26, 2008

reservations

1. To take the last of something when you don't really want it, usually just to piss someone off.

2. To open something just to get the first ot it, for the same reason as above.

1. guy #1: "Dude, why did you take that slice of pizza, when you didn't finish the one you have?"
guy #2: "You know.....reservations."

2. babe #1: "Did you see how she took the new pack of gum, when the older-style packaged ones taste better?"
babe #2: "Yeah I know..she takes reservations like at the Hotel Marriot just a little too far. She's queer."

by chrikazame August 28, 2008