Daylight Saving Time

When a man develops an erection pointing downward, which is then required to be rotated to where it points up. It takes its name from Daylight Savings Time, when you have to change your clock back.

Anna: "Jeremiah! That's gross. Don't do that."
Jeremiah: "It's Daylight Saving Time"
Anna: "Okay, no big deal"

by Jeremiah C April 23, 2006

Daylight's Raping Time

When the world is forced to move their clocks forward an hour, for a generally unknown reason. Mostly, to piss off people who value sleep and not being at work or school.

"ugh...I gotta turn my alarm clock forward..god damn daylight saving time..."

"I know! it's more like Daylight's raping time, for real, for real."

"word."

by Madaoxsama March 14, 2010

daylight savings time bar hopping

on the last sunday in October, the clocks get rolled back, so on the saturday night before an extra hour can be gained before bars legally have to close. Often coincides with halloween weekend, and the added time makes it one of the greatest nights of the year to go bar hopping, the reverse happens in the spring, so just go to house parties, and at least then it's not around a huge party holiday

'We got proper fucked last night, cause we got to do the daylight savings time bar hopping, nothing beats the extra hour'

'yeah but you'll pay for it in the spring when it gets reversed'

'the spring? i'll fucking pay for it tommorrow'

by Paul S.W. October 29, 2006

Daylight

To murder someone in broad daylight, typically referring to gang violence

“If this bitch don’t get me my money imma daylight his ass”

by bacon_bitch June 30, 2023

Daylight Saving Time

Fallible man's incongruous attempt at meddling with the laws of the cosmos.

Tom: Last night I set my clock forward for Daylight Saving Time.
Bill: What wretched hubris! Time bends for no man. Hast thou forsaken thy creator?

by Gilliam Shakesbeer May 17, 2019

The daylight effect

When working third shift, while it's dark outside you are tired and fatigued either due to lack of sleep, or exhaustion but when morning light appears (daylight) You are suddenly full of energy and awake like you haven't worked 12 hours shift

Me: "dude, I'm so eepy but I can't eep because of the stupid daylight effect
Them: What's the daylight effect?

Me: oh it's where I can't sleep because my brain thinks that the sun being out means my day is just starting when it's supposed to be ending

by El-dawg February 27, 2025

broad daylight

when you die in marvel rivals infront of (or with) your healers to some nonsense

cutepumpkin4: i died in broad daylight
broad daylight: what?

by jnsx March 1, 2025