Crisfield

A small town holding the distinction of the southernmost incorporated city in Maryland. Once the second-largest city in Maryland. Once called "the seafood capital of the world" until overfishing killed the industry. Once known for oyster production until over-oystering killed that industry. Afterwards known as "The Crab Capital of the World", until over-crabbing killed that industry. The town now gradually sinks into the Chesapeake Bay unknown.

Crisfield of today is distinguished by its lack of proximity to anything, its high ratio of churches to solvent businesses, its shunning of non-natives, and cruises to Smith Island and Tangier Island. Crisfield's primary imports are cocaine, floodwater, drifters, and welfare checks. Crisfield's primary exports are paintbrushes and bankruptcy.

How do you make a small fortune in Crisfield? Come with a large one.

by xfield xpat July 1, 2012

CSILF

a country singer I'd like to fuck.

peron #1DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I saw Taylor Swift SHE IS
SUCH A CSILF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
person#2) NO, I know a better CSILF!
person#1) WHO!?
person#2 CARRIE UNDERWOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
person#1) TRUE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by BILL GREENE June 2, 2009

Crelfie

A crelfie is a type of selfie - a photo someone takes of them-self with a crazy facial expression. Whereas selfies are generally assumed to be flattering, crelfies are purposefully not. Crelfies are perfect for people who can't take a flattering photo of themselves, want to appear more interesting and fun-loving than they actually are and/or people who want to cover up the fact that they are really intoxicated. Most commonly used for posting on social media channels, a crelfie is really just an excuse for another selfie.

Here we go again, Ted has just posted another crelfie on Instagram

by Treatful December 9, 2013

Crift

To have sexual intercourse

John: Will you crift with me
Jane: It would be my pleasure

by bananagramslover January 2, 2011

CILF

Crustacion I'd like to fuck

Hey Bill, did you check out the pinchers on that hot lil' crab back there. That, my friend, is premium CILF. Hell yeah!

by Roger McTodger November 16, 2004

Crolf

Combination of golf and croquet. Played in rougher courses with large dish shaped holes.

There is a crolf course near Silver Lake Michigan

by vacationeer January 27, 2012

Crilley

the word used when someone is freaking out constantly over their academics. this includes constant uncomfortable laughter, crying, screaming and just a general sense of crazy and wild. bonus points if this person is "crilley-ing" so hard that they're making everything out to be a competition, to the last point.

Yo I got an A on my paper!
Is it an A or an A-?? I can't believe this. I only got a 95. How did you get a 95.5?????
Oh my god. Stop Crilley-ing.

by fallflowers3 December 11, 2016