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Crisfield 

A small town holding the distinction of the southernmost incorporated city in Maryland. Once the second-largest city in Maryland. Once called "the seafood capital of the world" until overfishing killed the industry. Once known for oyster production until over-oystering killed that industry. Afterwards known as "The Crab Capital of the World", until over-crabbing killed that industry. The town now gradually sinks into the Chesapeake Bay unknown.

Crisfield of today is distinguished by its lack of proximity to anything, its high ratio of churches to solvent businesses, its shunning of non-natives, and cruises to Smith Island and Tangier Island. Crisfield's primary imports are cocaine, floodwater, drifters, and welfare checks. Crisfield's primary exports are paintbrushes and bankruptcy.
How do you make a small fortune in Crisfield? Come with a large one.
Crisfield by xfield xpat July 1, 2012
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Criselda 

Women's Mexican name derived from Gricelda. Astonishingly gorgeous, dark waivy hair, cute, good and passionate in bed. Astoundishing sex appeal by nature and is 24/7 flirtatious.
-I met the cutest lively girl yesterday!
-Must've been a Criselda!
-How do you know?
-Duh.
Criselda by flirtatiousbynature July 26, 2010
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crismeldy 

Crismeldy is someone dosent care about your feelings when you test her but is hilarious it would be an honor to be her friend and is beautiful inside and out
Your such a Crismeldy type of person
crismeldy by Xbxbxh November 18, 2018
A school fun of snakes and slags, if you go to cansfield high you either get bullied r bullied or is a loner with 3 friends
Seen that slag over there

Oh yh she’s sly and obviously goes cansfield
Cansfield by 1974eee May 29, 2020

cranfield 

Comes from ancient English roots. A very gifted tribe that has the very blessings of God on this tribe. The epitome of courage, strength, leadership, and fearless. This man is always at the front of the pack will never leave a loved one behind. Generally well built and built for the long haul. Very dependable and well hung.
If you ever meet a Cranfield, latch on.
cranfield by Papaw Dude July 4, 2015

Crismilda 

A pretty, out going and smart girl who is a good girlfriend and has a great personality. Mostly a nice girl, but if you get on her bad side, she is the bitch you dont want to mess with! She is hot and fun to hang with. You'll never be bored!!
Damn have you met a Crismilda.
Crismilda by UrbanChapters July 20, 2016
I'm crispied
Are you crispied?
Crispied by rice crispies December 17, 2006
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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