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crapstorm

a really filthy dirty house with lots of clutter, dust, and dirt. A cleaned up version of the word "shitstorm."
Someone walks into a dirty house and says "it looks like a crapstorm hit this place."
by cmhouse March 19, 2007
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Crapspooge

It label given to any foul individual, albeit body odor, dirty, or just a shitty attitude. In essense, it's slime that cums out the ass of someone who just got ass raped.
Dude...what's with all the crapspooge on your hands?

Look at that crapspooge who just walked in.

What's up crapspooge?
by F.O.O.C.H January 2, 2009
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Cramps

Something a girl suffers when she is on the rag. Feels like one is being stabbed in the gut with a knife or giving birth. Typically make a girl lay in the fetal position or want to sit in the shower/bath for hours on end. Cramps can be felt during ovulation two weeks before the period actually starts. However, cramps are the worst on the first and second day of a girl cycle. Also used as an excuse to avoid sleeping with a man that has a small penis.
SHIT MAN! My cramps are so bad I want to cut out my uterus!

Boyfriend: Do you have cramps babe?
Girlfriend: Fuck off!

On night stand Man (with small dick): So can we bone tonight?
Woman: Lets just fool around. I have my period and really bad cramps.
by islandfever February 13, 2009
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Crapstep

The world's most horrendous music since disco. I believe it is created by allowing a mongoloid to mix D+B and Jungle, with some robotic nonsense on the side. Crapstep aka Dubstep is the single worst sound that has ever been created by man.
WUB WUB WUB WUB... That's not music that's Crapstep
by Shadycrew31 July 13, 2011
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crankster gangster

One who is deeply involved with the underworld culture of amphetamine addiction. The individual usually carries a long criminal record, and has a history of drug-related robberies and crimes. Usually the individual will have many tattoos and speak with a slang vernacular distinctive to the amphetamine and/or prison lifestyle.
"I don't trust that guy in my house, he just got out of prison and he's already got a gun and gone back to his old crankster gangster ways."
by Rebecca S. May 25, 2004
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Cranstonite

The term used to define a hardcore member of the fan base of actor Bryan Cranston, known for his roles as Walter White on "Breaking Bad" and Hal on "Malcolm in the Middle." This term is awarded to those fans who fully realize and appreciate the plethora of talent on display any time Bryan Cranston makes an appearance in an entertainment medium.
Cranstonite 1 - "I can't believe that the same guy who was the dad on Malcolm in the Middle just dominated two guys in an SUV and then executed the one guy that was still alive."

Cranstonite 2 - "I'm not really surprised. The range that Cranston has far exceeds that of most actors out there."

Cranstonite 1 - "Right on. Bryan Cranston will next be taking over the world of voice acting as he is voicing James Gordon in the animated film 'Batman: Year One."
by Dev24 July 20, 2011
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crankster

That crankster that runs the ClutchStop in Concord really sucks. They do shitty work with a shitty attitude
by desmond the great February 6, 2003
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