An amalgamation of 'crap' and 'wank', usually to describe a rather mediocre or rushed session of masturbation.
1. I had to slip a crank before the wife got home
2. (typical speech from the bathroom during cranking) Don't worry love, I'll be down in a minute. Literally.
3. Boy, you keep cranking like that and it'll drop off
2. (typical speech from the bathroom during cranking) Don't worry love, I'll be down in a minute. Literally.
3. Boy, you keep cranking like that and it'll drop off
by axer_89 May 29, 2008
To cry whilst wanking, often occuring when a person has taken a drug such as ecstacy, cocaine or crystal meth and then returned home alone after clubbing where, whilst sitting on the end of his bed he realises the futility and lonliness of his life and can't help but add to his feeling of worthlessness by struggling to maintain an erection whilst having a long hard wank.
by wormstir September 04, 2007
by aaron1234567 July 13, 2008
by B2bantamgod August 17, 2013
by The Gadd August 14, 2015
To crank is to wank and cry simultaneously. The tears can be used as lubricant. Cranking is most commonly done when a relationship has just ended.
"I had a crank two hours ago" "My boyfriend just dumped me, I really need a crank" "I saw you cranking last night" "You're a cranker" "Your mum just caught me cranking" "Don't sit on that sofa, I had a drunken crank there when I got back last night"
by Sarah Williams June 25, 2008
Street slang for a low purity crystal meth. You can snort, eat, drink (when mixed with liquids), smoke, or inject it.
by Priestzzz October 06, 2018