cracker

A small, very dry, square treat made of refined flour. Some crackers have salt sprinkled on top; i.e. saltines. Most have tiny holes going through them--not sure why, though

These crackers are making me thirsty!

by Dula Monster December 9, 2008

Cracker

Someone who is full of themselves and won't engage in any illegal activity. Most commonly used in South Ireland

He's a bit of a cracker. He won't even talk to you unless you call him by his full title. Like who's going to say Mr Gordon Konrad Sarasti Mochizuki Everytime.

by Mr GordonKonradSarastiMochizuc November 7, 2019

Cracker

A small crispy thing (usually of the square shape) that is a vehicle for salt and your choice of assorted herbs.

He ate a cracker that had salt and basil in it.

by Bluemonster2112 October 14, 2013

cracker

A really great band! Led by singer/guitarist David Lowery.

Cracker does songs such as Eurotrash Girl, Low, and One Fine Day.

by ashasdjkkjaakakk September 25, 2007

crackeritis

A psychological disorder that starts out by making a person so white, then makes them believe that they are of a different ethnicity. Usually found in children between the ages of 7 and 12. It is rare but you will occasionally find a person that is not white suffering from this disorder.

Justin Bieber has a major case of crackeritis

I met a kid on xbox who was suffering from crakceritis

by rlaux, fwu July 8, 2010

Cracker

An unsweetened biscuit.
Ha!

Dya want cheese on your cracker.

by Hesaid July 24, 2003

Cracker

A male or female who appears to be or is knowingly strung out on hard drugs.

"Dude look at that cracker she's a flipping mess."

"Cracker ass bitch can't even stand up"
"No Im not giving you any money broke ass Cracker"

by Twism108 February 18, 2017