clockwork disorder

Clockwork Disorder is Acoustic/Comedy/Jam band from Auburn Maine

Wow...I just listened to some Clockwork Disorder its so good

by realsoup August 11, 2007

Clockjerk

When one person is in the middle and uses both hands on 12 other males in a jerk-wise fashion upon each respective member , in a clockwise fashion so as to emulate the action of a traditional analog clock.

He was at about 6:15 before the clockjerk really got exciting.

by pantsuitparty July 26, 2019

cockjerker

Cockjerker means someone that likes to jerk cock for fun, also used as an insult.

Why did you jerk my cock, tim? You fucking cockjerker!

by Simon Says November 8, 2004

Clockworked

The physical, mental and spiritual state one finds themselves in after attending a Clockwork Orange event. Feelings of love, unity, joy, exhaustion, confusion, happiness, memory loss, happiness, incontinence, friendship, the uncontrollable urge to do it all again!

Whats wrong with Dave?

He went to a Clockwork Orange event.

Yeah he's totally Clockworked.

You know when you've been Clockworked.

by Scott Swarm June 22, 2022

clockwork orange

A rather bizarre sexual practice that also involves spending a little money. The first thing you'll need is an old Grandfather Clock and a bag of Oranges. please note: A Cuckoo Clock will not work because the effect that is needed is a loud 'chime'. While having sex with your partner wait hourly until you hear the chime and shove an orange in her ass. Do this until you've got about 9 in deep. When she pleads for you to not another orange in her ass, wait for the next chime, remove 1 orange from her ass and stuff it in her mouth and say, "Orange you glad I didnt' shove another one in your ass?"

I think Sheila and I did the clockwork orange 'til around 10 this morning. I know because the clocked chimed 10 times!

by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009

Clocker

You turn around and punch them in the face in rage and hit someone as hard as you can and have them go down in pain

Yesterday I saw a man clocker him in the face

by Smatarted October 9, 2014

A Clockwork Orange

a stupid piece of literal and cinematographical dense shit refered as a masterpiece mostly by the snoobish people

"oh my god havent u seen the A Clockwork Orange movie yet? get the fuck away man, why are u still talking to me?"

by noneimportant May 16, 2006