*clutches purse*

this now overused joke/phrase is shown when someone thinks you or someone else is being a fucking weirdo, but the places that you would see this the most is under the comments of a white person wearing box braids on tiktok.

person one: *says/does something weird on a video*
person two: “*clutches purse* it’s not safe here honey 👩 👧“

by chuusouljaontt June 2, 2021

Clutchersons

A group or individual who can clutch/win or take back the game despite the score or amount of apposing team members.

Clutchersons: The name given to a team/Group of people who can clutch/win a game for the team.

by MrSalty June 18, 2017

sphincter clincher

A quip, joke, remark, or action that is offensive enough to make the listener(s) gasp or go silent. When the questionable comment is said, the listeners' ring of muscle around their anus contracts and continues to hold in a tight grasp.

Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction and Kramer's (aka Michael Richards) racist tirade are both great examples of a sphincter clincher.

by Seriously Funny December 16, 2009

Cunt Clincher

A fat bitch who has a large vagina, who could crush you with a mere flex of her pelvic muscles.

Jimmy: Holy shit! Shes fat as fuck!
John: I bet that bitch is a cunt clincher!

by Auhxy April 4, 2017

clatchet

When someone is dressed with class but in a ratchet sense of style.

You go to the store and see a woman with a Gucci purse but she's wearing a skirt she got at the dollar store ... CLATCHET

by FckBtchsGtMny January 17, 2015

Walking Cliche

Someone who is a textbook cliche. Only follows the dumbest of trends, and only does what every sensible human being thinks is dumb, but they think it makes them 'cool'.

Fred: Dude, I'm so sick of talking to Bret. He's a Walking Cliche.
Bret: *Starts singing gucci gang*

by Textbook_Stereotype May 24, 2018

Cliche

A concept a depressed person likes to use to decribe their lack of joy for life and anything in it. A concept to keep you buying more and more products and to keep searching for endless thrills till you end up an empty shell; till you have nothing more to enjoy because.... well... everything is so cliche. Like the word narcissist it is over used to encompass everything.

Angela: I love you!!
depressed person: Oh, that is so Cliche, I wouldn't be caught dead repying with "i love you"..... are we on a tv set now with celine dion?

BoB: I just bought these nike air shoes
John: don't be such a try hard, that is so 'yesterday' already.

by escape the matrix December 13, 2012