cleaving

when a girl's boobs are all ova tha place

damn homie shaniqua is cleaving big tonight, g. i gots ta go get me some of that yummayyyy cleav

by funk masta g thang June 8, 2003

claping

An activity not uncommon in rural Pennsylvania, in which a pack of vicious douchebags will attack an Amish person, who being a pacifist and will not fight back.

Jimmy Carl: Let's go clape some clapes with this here hunk a' concrete!

John Bob: Whoo hoo! Claping is twice as fun as cow tipping!

by tchotchotch March 15, 2009

Anticock Craving Serum

a solution given to dick goblins to relieve their otherwise uncontrollable cravings for penis

The Dick Goblin won't stop calling me. I think she ran out of anticock craving serum.

by Smasherman August 16, 2008

Clavin

1. noun: A 'know-it-all' who actually does know it all. They have a mind filled with trivia on almost every subject. This term comes from a character on 'Cheers', Cliff Clavin, played by John Ratzenberger.

2. verb: The act of injecting unnecessary, but true, facts into a conversation.

1. noun: "When it comes to knowing random facts, you are such a Clavin."

2. verb: "You don't have to Clavin everything I say."

by ObiMomKenobi13 May 3, 2013

craving the mineral

to climb nearly 90 degree mountainsides to lick salt deposits off the stone

jimmy be craving the mineral,what a goat!

by 666CreativeUsername666 January 10, 2015

Cowing and Calving

Having sex with the mother and the daughter.

He was Cowing and Calving Jen and her mother.

by Swill September 20, 2005

craving the cock

When a girl just can't get enough of the cock

Marella is craving (loves) the cock! She always wants a piece.

by Turton February 16, 2003