Definitions by tchotchotch

claping 

An activity not uncommon in rural Pennsylvania, in which a pack of vicious douchebags will attack an Amish person, who being a pacifist and will not fight back.

Jimmy Carl: Let's go clape some clapes with this here hunk a' concrete!

John Bob: Whoo hoo! Claping is twice as fun as cow tipping!

claping by tchotchotch March 15, 2009

GOMF 

Acronym for "Get Outta My Face!" phrase derived from users of the Amiga computer, GOMF was originally a hack that dismissed critical errors called 'Guru Meditation.' These nerds expanded the use of the phrase to everyday situations.

GOMF cat! Quit eating my spaghetti!

GOMF by tchotchotch September 29, 2008

running latte 

showing up late to work because you stopped for coffee along the way.

I told them I got stuck in traffic, but really I was running latte.

running latte by Tchotchotch August 22, 2008

mowhawk 

The strip of grass between the road and sidewalk seen in some cities. aids in dog feces camoflagery.

"Gee, I'd rather have a wider sidewalk than a mowhawk."

mowhawk by tchotchotch February 28, 2007

mow the laundry 

Doing a load of laundry after allowing clothes to pile up on your bedroom floor for weeks.

"say Magdalene, suppose it's time to mow the laundry? I can't get your door open."

mow the laundry by tchotchotch February 28, 2007