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Anticock Craving Serum

a solution given to dick goblins to relieve their otherwise uncontrollable cravings for penis
The Dick Goblin won't stop calling me. I think she ran out of anticock craving serum.

antilock brake system 

An anti-lock braking system or anti-skid braking system (ABS) is an automobile safety system that allows the wheels on a motor vehicle to maintain tractive contact with the road surface according to driver inputs while braking, preventing the wheels from locking up (ceasing rotation) and avoiding uncontrolled skidding.
Antilock brake system uses wheel speed sensors to determine if one or more wheels are trying to lock up during braking. If a wheel tries to lock up, a series of hydraulic valves limit or reduce the braking on that wheel. This prevents skidding and allows you to maintain steering contro
Person 1: Hey, want to go get some chicken wings?

Person 2: No i don't really like chicken.

Person 1: What?! You're an anti-cock!
anti-cock by brev23 November 19, 2011

anticockular 

yo y do you always gotta be so anticockular all the time
anticockular by ykc April 25, 2008

anticlockwise 

If your hair goes anticlockwise then you are gay.
anticlockwise by Tom & Jeff November 25, 2007

Anticlockwise 

1. Reverse of clockwise
2. Rotating in the opposite direction.
3. To make time go backward
4. Counter, un-, or non. Whenever one wants to say something that is not one way but the other.
1. My clock ticks anticlockwise.

2. Bro, which way should I pass this? Clockwise or...uh... anticlockwise?

3. When you're cruising down the street in the DeLorean about to hit 88mph. Anticlockwise.

4. Uncool - Anticool, Counterclockwise - Anticlockwise, "It's friday! But I have to wake up early for a parade tomorrow?! Anti-weekend!"
Anticlockwise by AntiUnCool August 23, 2011