Chicken Chicken

sits there basking in the heat, while i'm sitting here with nothing to eat

chicken chicken, in my oven i want to eat it now

by top shelf cookie dough October 15, 2018

Chicken

The one word that can be used to answer all the questions in the universe. Whenever someone asks you something about anything, and you dont care what the answer is, want to confuse someone, the question doesnt mean anything to you,or something to say without using any brain power, just say "chicken!"

"Someones question"
reply: "chicken"

fred: did you see the game last night!?
james: chicken!

john: hey guess what!
joe: what?
john: chicken!
joe: wtf ...

random Noob on Xbox live asks: hey what time is it where you live?
reply: chicken.
Noob: ????(confused)
<friends all laughing in the background>
Noob:????????(twice As Confused)

by Djskee33 April 8, 2009

chickenitis

Relates to the abrupt drop of energy after eating chicken or other poultry. Usually happens at work, reaching its maximum effect early to mid afternoon, following a meal of delivery chicken.

"Man, I need a nap, I can feel the chickenitis creeping on me."
"That chickenitis is really hitting me now, I wont be able to finish this meeting."

by THEChickenMan March 31, 2016

chicken

another name for the smokable form of methanphetamines, like ice, crystal meth, glass....

After smoking chicken i tried to go to sleep b/c my body was tired but my mind just kept running in cirlces!

by Icy Girl July 23, 2003

chicken

A slang word for weed, only used in north eastern VT. Originated in Morrisville, VT aka MoVegas. Usually used over the phone by paranoid stoners who are convinced someone is listening in.

-first guy: "Yo dude can you hook me up with any chicken."
-second guy: "Yeah meet me by mc donanalds at 3"
-first guy: "word"

by L Bizzle December 28, 2005

Chickening

When you are REALLY mad/excited/sad

The act of almost shitting in your pants.

Exploding with emotions.

Example 1;

Diego - " YES! I JUST GOT US LADY GAGA TICKETS! FIRST ROW!"

JOJO - " YAY! IM SO EXCITED I AM ABOUT TO CHICKEN!"

Example 2 ;

Nathan - "AH! THIS IS SHIT. SHIT. SHIT. SHIT. I AM SO MAD!!!"

Arsh - "DUDE! Calm down, STOP CHICKENING!"

by CHICKENYUUUUM May 12, 2011

Chicken

When school Admin lose their minds over nonexistent problems, off of the assumption that kids are inherently up to no good and immature.

"The school Admin caused outrage by refusing to let the students put harmless, meaningful words on their senior shirts, because they assume everything is slang for something bad."

"The new principle refused to let the student put her own name on her shirt, as the urban dictionary said it was slang for 'long penis'"

"Hey, lisa, the internet says chicken means cocaine. Let's ban it."
"I really think that the loud just likes chicken, mary-"
"No it's slangfor cocaine ban chicken, chicken is evil. Kids are evil, and now the internet says that Everything means penis. We must now only use Morse to communicate-wait, now morse means penis too. Fucking children....cunt ass bitches! Don't they know cursing makes them Satan?!"

by Katalinacat September 10, 2018