cacksmasher

(n)1.An ancient device of torture used by Norwegian Pirates, in which the victims genitallia were placed in a vice-like apparatus. 2.A true douchebag.

1. Yaarrgghh!! Walk the plank or suffer the cacksmasher!
2. Seriously, that Paine kid is a real cacksmasher. He just molested my Uncle Clarence.

by Hanzeus September 24, 2003

Cackbean

A cackbean is a visual representation of interesting events along a timeline. Cackbeans are used to show where in the time line an event occured.

Cackbeans made it into the mainstream when they started being used in visual computer interfaces like finance.google.com and webMethods Optimize.

According to the cackbean on this chart, our stocks were trending up at 3 PM.

by MattGreen November 21, 2006

Cackass

An adjective often used to express disdain for the qualities of something or someone. Also see raggedy.

"I was destroyed at the paintball field because my cackass rental gun kept jamming."

by JustinBer January 18, 2008

cackle nackle

a college roommate who is lacking knowledge of everyday life

Wake up and go to class you cackle nackle.

by Dale Bigsley December 11, 2009

Cackleslut

That chick at the bar who giggles inanely at anything remotely funny the hot guy says 'cause she so wants to bed him!

"Hey Dave...check out Tim...looks like he's scored a cackleslut"

by Grim60 May 6, 2012

cacklehead

Someone who has an inability to stop talking who is also an idiot.

Why don't you like that woman? Because she is a cacklehead.

by notdahamstereep September 4, 2012

cacky stabber

Geordie slang for a male who enjoys making love to another mans rectum whilst penetrating excretion.

There is no doubt about it he is a 100 per cent cacky stabber

by krissy the pissy March 4, 2015