A lucky nutcracker consisting in looking like you just hit your nuts really hard but you actually got penetrated in the butthole
“Bro I just got a super lucky ButtCracker!!!”
“Everyone thought my bits got wracked but the post actually went right up my crack, what a butt cracker!”
“Everyone thought my bits got wracked but the post actually went right up my crack, what a butt cracker!”
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1. (Noun/Adjective) A person who lands several sick roasts in a row, or is unusually and repeatedly savage.
2. (Idiom) An idiom used to describe something giving the user a hard time, namely a task which keeps on punishing the person in question.
2. (Idiom) An idiom used to describe something giving the user a hard time, namely a task which keeps on punishing the person in question.
1. Damn, dude. You just went full on buttkicker.
2. I need to port forward my router now? Geez, this program is a buttkicker!
2. I need to port forward my router now? Geez, this program is a buttkicker!
by SirSwagATon May 17, 2017
Get the Buttkicker mug.A yoho who logs into a court Zoom meeting with the name Buttfucker 3000 who looks like a discord moderator thats ends up infuriating Judge Jeffery MIddleton into putting Buttfucker 3000 in the waiting room.
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A person who has too much integrity who favors doing the right thing over saving human life with their transparency. Most people who identify as buttfuckers often lack empathy, compassion, and a consience, and often sell their folks down the river when confronted with an ethical dilemma, rather than commit perjury to save someone's life. Immanuel Kant is regarded as the founding father of buttfuckers, due to the categorial imperative stating that lying to save humanity is using others as mere commodities, rather than ends in themselves.
A historical example of buttfuckers are the people who snitched on Anne Frank and her family, while hiding in an attic in the Nazi-Occupied Netherlands. While the action was unethical and wrong, telling the truth was imperative when the SD and Gestapo agents questioned the family who hid the Franks in their attic. Think of integrity as a double-edged sword, on one side it's crucial, but on the other it's precarious because you could hurt or others with your transparency.
by kinghiroichi1 July 1, 2025
Get the buttfucker mug.When a male or koala bear decides to blow rasberries from the anal juices that have been inserted during sexual intercourse when boredom has gotten a hold of them.
Greg: Im bored of your small penis Johnny how about a double buttdecker deluxe, it will be like blowing pretty bubbles
by Josh Flimpole May 21, 2010
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