Bluetooth

The act of a girl giving a guy head while using no hands.

A "hands free" BJ

Friend 1: That girl used no hands when she sucked my dick

Friend 2: So she gave you a bluetooth

"Yo I got a bluetooth from that chick"

by axbz April 8, 2010

Ghetto Bluetooth

N. A phone (old school phone receiver) fastened to the user's head using some form of head-wear; in this case a head band.

My drunk-ass friend was walking around hands-free with his ghetto bluetooth

by peaches14 February 10, 2010

Bluetoothbellend

A bluetoothbellend is some1 who uses there bluetooth-headset to show off by talking very louldy into it whilst around others.
Although the devices are very handy for people like taxi drivers, they actually just make you look like a compleate poseur.

Bluetoothbellend: Hello
Your Friend: Huh?
Bluetoothbellend: yeah I should be able to...
Your Friend: I thought he was talking to me then.
You: Nah, just a Bluetoothbellend.

by AMX September 26, 2005

Bluetoothed

Being fooled momentarily into thinking
you're having a conversation with someone
who may be looking at you, nodding, etc.,
but who is actually having a phone
conversation on wireless headset. Mutually
annoying as each party thinks the other is being rude.

Joe: I just got bluetoothed again by
the boss's secretary... I can never tell whether she's talking to me,
talking on the phone or talking to the voices in her head...

Moe: Ha ha, I carry a pad and paper deaf-mute style to communicate in the office any more...

by Hey Moe! May 16, 2009

bluetoothing

The act of peeing without the assistance/guidance/aim of your hand

Derrick had to pee, but couldn't use his hands, so he was bluetoothing it.

by Carbohydrate James March 16, 2011

bluetooth

A device put into a man's ear when he is unable to have a penis in his mouth or in his ass. Something that predominantly lower life forms have in their ears while out at restaurants or in front of you at the drycleaner and they continue to use them with no consideration for the waiter/waitress or store clerk.

On women, the same as above, but normally used by black women in automatic BMW's with balloon payments soon due - only used when in public places, never while in the car or else people who pull up next to them won't know that they have a cell phone!

Something that makes you look like you are running late for your Star Trek convention or the Dr. Who film festival. Only to be worn in public by morons.

She put her bluetooth in her ear and her brain fell out the other end, but no one knew the difference.

That goofball with the backwards hat is talking to himself while in line at Best Buy to show everyone that he has friends, but we all know that he is talking to his mama!

She walked up to my line at the store while talking on her bluetooth, I asked her if I could help her, she ignored me, so I yelled "next!".

by OnTheSideOfRight October 14, 2006

Bluetooth Johnson

Disparaging nickname applied to one whom attempts to raise perceived socioeconomic standing through use of a bluetooth headset. Similar to a bluetool--though this term's specific target is marred by both (painfully obvious) low socioeconomic standing and (unsuccessful) attempts to disguise and/or raise said standing through use of the headset. Such cases tend to be glaringly obvious on account of the modern headset clashing fiercely with an outdated/oblivious/trashy fashion sensibility and the accompanying grooming and hygienic habits. Inspired by the t-shirt bearing the namesake expression.

Mullet + members only jacket + wrangler jeans + bluetooth headset simultaneously = bluetooth johnson.

Larry who works at the Tom Thumb down the street is such a bluetooth johnson.

Dennis who manages the 'Quick n' Easy Money' cash advancement facility on Eglin Pkwy . is such a fucking bluetooth johnson.

by Robb-a-dob Hogekins XIV February 6, 2008