Urban Dictionary: Definitions by AMX

Valentines Poetry

Poetry that you find or write your self for you loved one, NOT that which you hear on daytime T.V. and copy.

A Peice of Valentines Poetry found in a very old book of poetry by various poets.

Your body is my temple,
Your charecter my creed,
I will worship for enternity,
My conviction will never wane,
I love you. - Unknown

by AMX February 9, 2009

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civvy street

Phrase used by memebers of the armed forces, in the UK, to refer to civilian life in general but especially a career or job which does not involve the armed forces or government.
Oposite of "The Mob" which can mean any1 of the armed forces.

There is a huge differance between civvy street and the mob; in the mob if some1 says they will do something it will usually get done within the next day to 3 weeks, in civvy street they just say it and it means fuck all, especially down south.

by AMX December 7, 2006

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ejaculation

The water holding the internet togeather.

"TV porn is not allowed to show: erections , penitration by; penis , finger , dildo , vibrator or tounge , any form of oral stimulation , masterbation or ejaculation, you know the water holding the internet togeather." - Charlie Brooker

by AMX December 9, 2006

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Bluetoothbellend

A bluetoothbellend is some1 who uses there bluetooth-headset to show off by talking very louldy into it whilst around others.
Although the devices are very handy for people like taxi drivers, they actually just make you look like a compleate poseur.

Bluetoothbellend: Hello
Your Friend: Huh?
Bluetoothbellend: yeah I should be able to...
Your Friend: I thought he was talking to me then.
You: Nah, just a Bluetoothbellend.

by AMX September 26, 2005

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