Disparaging nickname applied to one whom attempts to raise perceived socioeconomic standing through use of a bluetooth headset. Similar to a bluetool--though this term's specific target is marred by both (painfully obvious) low socioeconomic standing and (unsuccessful) attempts to disguise and/or raise said standing through use of the headset. Such cases tend to be glaringly obvious on account of the modern headset clashing fiercely with an outdated/oblivious/trashy fashion sensibility and the accompanying grooming and hygienic habits. Inspired by the t-shirt bearing the namesake expression.
Mullet + members only jacket + wrangler jeans + bluetooth headset simultaneously = bluetooth johnson.
Larry who works at the Tom Thumb down the street is such a bluetooth johnson.
Dennis who manages the 'Quick n' Easy Money' cash advancement facility on Eglin Pkwy . is such a fucking bluetooth johnson.
Larry who works at the Tom Thumb down the street is such a bluetooth johnson.
Dennis who manages the 'Quick n' Easy Money' cash advancement facility on Eglin Pkwy . is such a fucking bluetooth johnson.
by Robb-a-dob Hogekins XIV February 6, 2008
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Function: noun
Plural Form: bluepoofs
Etymology: English
1: an attractive woman who rides a sportbike, especially over long distances, and is capable of working on her own motorcycle.
Plural Form: bluepoofs
Etymology: English
1: an attractive woman who rides a sportbike, especially over long distances, and is capable of working on her own motorcycle.
by Admiral Asshat August 24, 2004
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a. Whoa, dude on the escalator is yakking away to no one and there's no bluetooth in his ear.
b. Imaginary bluetooth in action. Probably on his way to the bus.
b. Imaginary bluetooth in action. Probably on his way to the bus.
by wheaty October 12, 2008
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/Drives up to Prostitutes/
John: Sup, bitches?
Maleekuh: Nigga, ain't you see we busy?
/Notices Mobile telephones/
Summah Peech: Yea, nigguh. We bluetoothin'!
Pimp Named Slickback: Make my money, bitches, or I'm a Bluetooth my dick in your asses.
/Drives up to Prostitutes/
John: Sup, bitches?
Maleekuh: Nigga, ain't you see we busy?
/Notices Mobile telephones/
Summah Peech: Yea, nigguh. We bluetoothin'!
Pimp Named Slickback: Make my money, bitches, or I'm a Bluetooth my dick in your asses.
by Johannes K October 19, 2008
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