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Bluetooth Johnson

Disparaging nickname applied to one whom attempts to raise perceived socioeconomic standing through use of a bluetooth headset. Similar to a bluetool--though this term's specific target is marred by both (painfully obvious) low socioeconomic standing and (unsuccessful) attempts to disguise and/or raise said standing through use of the headset. Such cases tend to be glaringly obvious on account of the modern headset clashing fiercely with an outdated/oblivious/trashy fashion sensibility and the accompanying grooming and hygienic habits. Inspired by the t-shirt bearing the namesake expression.
Mullet + members only jacket + wrangler jeans + bluetooth headset simultaneously = bluetooth johnson.

Larry who works at the Tom Thumb down the street is such a bluetooth johnson.

Dennis who manages the 'Quick n' Easy Money' cash advancement facility on Eglin Pkwy . is such a fucking bluetooth johnson.
by Robb-a-dob Hogekins XIV February 6, 2008
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bluetooth

A dental condition that occurs if you go down on one of the members of 'Blue Man Group'
Damn... my wife went backstage at Vegas and came home with a bad case of bluetooth. But as she said 'What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas,' then she flashed me this bright blue smile.
by UselessFreeAdvice January 7, 2008
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bluepoof

Function: noun
Plural Form: bluepoofs
Etymology: English

1: an attractive woman who rides a sportbike, especially over long distances, and is capable of working on her own motorcycle.
1. That bluepoof has been wrenching on her bike for an upcoming trip.
by Admiral Asshat August 24, 2004
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imaginary bluetooth

An imaginary telephone device popular with riders of public transport, those having manic episodes, paranoid schizophrenics, and just common talk to yourself out loud types.
a. Whoa, dude on the escalator is yakking away to no one and there's no bluetooth in his ear.
b. Imaginary bluetooth in action. Probably on his way to the bus.
by wheaty October 12, 2008
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Bluetoothin'

When two people exchange personal or multimedia data through the Bluetooth File Transfer Protocol.
John: Hey look at dem hoes!
/Drives up to Prostitutes/
John: Sup, bitches?
Maleekuh: Nigga, ain't you see we busy?
/Notices Mobile telephones/
Summah Peech: Yea, nigguh. We bluetoothin'!
Pimp Named Slickback: Make my money, bitches, or I'm a Bluetooth my dick in your asses.
by Johannes K October 19, 2008
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bluetooth

its when a guy takes his dick. lays it on the girls shoulder. she then jacks it with her head.
by got em! April 16, 2010
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Bluetooth Madness

When somebody goes starts yelling at somebody over a bluetooth and you don't realize there on a bluetooth.
Person A: Dude whats that guys problem?!
Person B: It's a severe case of Bluetooth Madness... poor soul.
by ConHoofa October 15, 2008
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