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Beefing

1.(v.) To use something without permission
while you're using it the person whom owns it has no idea you're using said object, and will never know you've used it.
Even if they do know their life will never be any different because of it.
a. I didn't pay my Internet bill so I'm beefing off my neighbors wi-fi.

b. I didn't bring anything to entertain myself on the plane so i'm beefin' some entertainment from the Guy's laptop next to me. (too bad he's watching airwolf)

c. I didn't bring my own umbrella so i'm walking right behind this old lady with a giant umbrella.
by jinxamillion March 6, 2011
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beening

The act of constantly typing someone's name in a Facebook group so their computers "beep" to get their attention. However, the term "beeping" was eventually phased out, replaced with the now common "beening," meaning people have been beeping someone repeatedly.

It can also be used to describe the past tense, as in "Oh man, I just got beened."
(On a Facebook group chat)

Jake: Hey, where's Nicki?
Dave: I dunno, let's try beening her.
Jake: Nicki.
Dave: Nicki!
Jake: NICKI.
Dave: NICKI!!
Nicki: WHAT?!?
Jake: Make me a sandwich!
by Narwhal #1 July 1, 2011
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Beefing

Especially smelly farts, particularly from a dog.
My dog, Mac, was beefing all night after stealing a slice of pizza
by Cassien0va July 27, 2019
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beefing

When two people get into a dispute about some kind of cow-based food product.
The waiter did not bring me the cheeseburger I ordered so now we are beefing.
by Wheres the beef?42517 April 25, 2017
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Beefing

A sexual act.

The beefee lays in the bath, almost completely submerged in hot water.

The beefer (most commonly a male) stands over the bathtub, ejaculating onto the beefee.

The beefee is then surround by several cellular phones, all connected through a Skype call. This produces the radiation which will cook the ejaculant.

After two minutes in this position, the beefer sticks his index finger into the bathtub water, tastes, then proceeds to eat out the beefee (most commonly oral sex of the vagina or ass).
At a party...

Tom: 'Dude, can I borrow your phone so I can beef this chick?'

Chris: 'sure man, but make sure it's on the Wifi and not using all my data.'

Tom: 'no worries, I'll ask Sam for the password first.'

Chris: 'Nice, enjoy your beefing.'
by T Humma May 24, 2017
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Beeling

A process by which an individual consumes vast quantities of milk and then settles down for a nap, no matter what their current cirumstance. (e.g. In the middle of their shift at work.)
Inspired by the actions of the one and only Milkmonster.
"Dude, I can't be bothered working any more. I'm going for a Beeling session, seeya in an hour"

"Work was boring as hell last night, so I Beeled it to pass the time"
by Cobby July 23, 2006
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beeking

when a girl with a large nose sucks your dick and at the same time the tip of her large nose rubs the top of your dick
"That bitch went down on me and gave me a beeking"
by ascoli July 14, 2008
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