Bastiaan

An older gentleman who proudly announces he’s sent you a digital email, as if there’s still a paper version floating around somewhere. Known for treating email like it’s a new invention and using it like a fax machine with feelings.

Says “I’ve sent a digital email” like he just discovered electricity.
Prints out emails to “make sure they arrived.”
Thinks CC stands for “Can Confirm.”

"Bastiaan told me he sent a digital email and asked if I received it by post. I said yes, via the year 1998."

by Bardo89 August 29, 2025

Yellow bastid

A person who is scared to sniff 10 yokes and hit their meh e.g luke diamond

Fuck your a yellow bastid

by Aod171 August 24, 2019

Ms.Bastian

I really smart, cool all-around a chill teacher, but get on her nerves, and you are dead meat.

Ms.Bastian is the best teacher ever!

by TheNoFacePerp February 4, 2021

sebass_bastian9

sebass_bastian9 is a popular car spotter that likes boys.

Do you know sebass_bastian9, he likes boys.

by CAR SPOTTER PP March 26, 2023

Joe Bastian

Being ice cold from the three point line then claiming you’re one make away from catching fire, only to ultimately remain 0-10.

Person 1: If only I played well last night we would’ve won.
Person 2: Oh man, did you Joe Bastian it?
Person 1: Yup…

by Blue jeans 2023 July 25, 2023

Max Bastian

Hella hot dude who pulls lots of bitches

“Yo bro, you pull hella bitches, you must be Max Bastian.”
“Correct.”

by Jasper the great March 7, 2025

Joe Bastianich

The asshole judge from MasterChef who makes Gordon Ramsay look nice, he's not even a real chef and just inherited everything from his mother. Also he's a fucking asshole.

Joe Bastianich has such a smackable face.

by TheForbiddenSilver December 1, 2025