Definitions by Bardo89
Bastiaan
An older gentleman who proudly announces he’s sent you a digital email, as if there’s still a paper version floating around somewhere. Known for treating email like it’s a new invention and using it like a fax machine with feelings.
Says “I’ve sent a digital email” like he just discovered electricity.
Prints out emails to “make sure they arrived.”
Thinks CC stands for “Can Confirm.”
Says “I’ve sent a digital email” like he just discovered electricity.
Prints out emails to “make sure they arrived.”
Thinks CC stands for “Can Confirm.”
Felicia
A person so profoundly lacking in common sense that even an amoeba would shake its pseudopod in disbelief. Often found making questionable decisions, asking painfully obvious questions, or confidently misunderstanding everything.