An older gentleman who proudly announces he’s sent you a digital email, as if there’s still a paper version floating around somewhere. Known for treating email like it’s a new invention and using it like a fax machine with feelings.
Says “I’ve sent a digital email” like he just discovered electricity.
Prints out emails to “make sure they arrived.”
Thinks CC stands for “Can Confirm.”
Says “I’ve sent a digital email” like he just discovered electricity.
Prints out emails to “make sure they arrived.”
Thinks CC stands for “Can Confirm.”
"Bastiaan told me he sent a digital email and asked if I received it by post. I said yes, via the year 1998."
by Bardo89 August 29, 2025
Get the Bastiaanmug. A person so profoundly lacking in common sense that even an amoeba would shake its pseudopod in disbelief. Often found making questionable decisions, asking painfully obvious questions, or confidently misunderstanding everything.
"I asked Felicia for a return number and she sent me a picture of a barcode from her lunch. We’re never getting that shipment."
by Bardo89 July 29, 2025
Get the Feliciamug.