Calm Apartment

NOT A THING

having a calm apartment at the beach is not a thing.

by jimmmmaaa October 21, 2011

peachtree crossing apartments

a apartment complex located in Byron georgia

I just moved into peachtree crossing apartments

by austin simar July 11, 2019

Apartment 12

A drink, with a shot of Jagermiester immediately chased with Root beer. Amazingness.... created in Apartment 12. :-)

If you have a double bubble shot glass where the shot sits on top of the chaser, this is the best way to take this shot.

Lets take some Apartment 12's tonight!!!!

Welcome to Apartment 12.... here is an Apartment 12.

by ktstoletheshow March 27, 2010

apartment in denver suburbs

Acronym for AIDS (A-partment I-n D-enver S-uburbs)

Do you have an Apartment in denver suburbs?

No, im clean!

by Kanye Weeze February 1, 2010

Amagement

The state of shock one experiences at seeing how old certain people look at class reunions or after you've reconnected with them on Facebook.

Fred was in a state of amagement after seeing how old Tom looked at their 20th high school reunion.

age reunion Facebook shock startled old facelift amazement stunned flabbergasted

by Michaeladt August 14, 2010

Apartment Monkey

a person who can only be trained to do simple tasks. Typically found living in apartments can sometimes been found in condos, townhouses and even neighborhoods. They're self-absorbed in themselves and think little of those around them, this is most apparent when driving or being a pedestrian. They are not gender or race specific.

That stupid Apartment Monkey just cut across 4 lanes of traffic with no warning.

That apartment monkey just walked right out in front of those cars.

by Anime Noob October 21, 2010

Apartment Outhouse

The act of using an apartment balcony as a toilet. Letting the raw sewage flow down on the neighbors below you. If the volume is large enough it can have the appearance of a waterfall. Repeated use will cause the patio furniture to rust changing the flow to a rusty orange color. Most often used by Frat boys and major douchebags.

My upstairs neighbor was too lazy to go walk to the bathroom and used the apartment outhouse.

by mitch guist May 24, 2013