assfaded

Exactly like crossfaded, but specifically referring to when you are crossfaded on two or more anally-administered drugs.

"Dude, what happened last night?"

"You dipped a tampon in tequila, rolled it in cocaine, and stuck it you-know-where! You called it a 'burning butt churro'! You were totally assfaded!"

by Emotional Spork the Second April 22, 2018

Asspath

an asspath is a person who is simply acting like an ass, while simultaneously going down the wrong path.

"What's up asspath"
"Really asspath?"

by fuckinganus January 13, 2018

Asspark

Verb__Reverse parking. (Not to be confused with the 'noun' which is where homo's have picnics. )

"take the truck out the gate and asspark it in neighbours driveway"

by Danks January 19, 2018

asspartame

Da cloyingly-sugary food-ingredient dat , when consumed regularly, makes for a really "sweet 'n' scrumptious" posterior.

Tiffany has such a cute round rump dat I'm sure there must be super-high levels of asspartame in her blood.

by QuacksO June 8, 2019

Asscado

He makes guacamole with his lady's asscodo so he can dip his chip in for a late night snack..

A female butt that is a round as an avocado slim on the top and nice and firm on the bottom that's an asscado

by Srgtkilledit October 8, 2020

assaded

assaded refers to bait and switch videos in which an action is interrupted by images of Syrian president Bashar al-Assad while the song "Nhan Rjaleak Rame Kzoaar" ("God, Syria and Bashar!") play

bro, justin trudeau just assaded me

by ioannes1 September 2, 2022

Asspartame

The correct word for sugary sweetness meant to please you and your feelings and sexual gratitude toward your loved one.

Greg: I have so much asspartame for my wife.
Constance: You really mean it?
Greg: Yeah:
Constance: Aww sweetheart.

by GregNelson29 April 1, 2023