Alongside the tank, footsoldier, chemical weapons fighter, and signaller, Antifa Artillerypeople are individuals who work on launching milkshakes, bricks, high-concentration acids (usually either acetic, phosphoric, or nitric acid) into crowds of protestors who believe in literally anything they don't.
Your typical Antifa artilleryperson specializes in the use of obesity. Generally, an antifa Type 2 "Fatty", will be used as a launcher as their pudgy tits (they appear on both sexes) and massive stomachs' the elastic tensions are released with a scattershot with the ammunition flowing into the individuals they're fighting against.
Some notable Antifa Artillerypeople include Nathaniel "Contrapoints" Wynn, Lance "The Serfs" Goldstein, and Steven Kenneth "Destiny Bonnell III. They are each known for their participations in the first and second battles of Reddit, in which a violent coup d'etat was launched against the libertarian/conservative alliance and destroy any semblance of freedom and equality on the site in favor of totalitarian control. As a result, Reddit joined the circle of mainstream media, and massive amounts of people on the economic and/or cultural right migrating to /pol/ and /b/.
Your typical Antifa artilleryperson specializes in the use of obesity. Generally, an antifa Type 2 "Fatty", will be used as a launcher as their pudgy tits (they appear on both sexes) and massive stomachs' the elastic tensions are released with a scattershot with the ammunition flowing into the individuals they're fighting against.
Some notable Antifa Artillerypeople include Nathaniel "Contrapoints" Wynn, Lance "The Serfs" Goldstein, and Steven Kenneth "Destiny Bonnell III. They are each known for their participations in the first and second battles of Reddit, in which a violent coup d'etat was launched against the libertarian/conservative alliance and destroy any semblance of freedom and equality on the site in favor of totalitarian control. As a result, Reddit joined the circle of mainstream media, and massive amounts of people on the economic and/or cultural right migrating to /pol/ and /b/.
The Antifa Artillery Division is a subgroup of the Anarcho-Marxist-Leninist-Stalinist-Maoist-Frankfurtist-Luxemburgist-BLMist-Hoxhiast-Islamist-Jihadist-Vaushist terrorist movement known as Antifa.
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Get the Antifa Artillery Division mug.ANTIFA shares many parallels with the Bible, despite being secular. Much like the inception of all things bad in the Bible, ANTIFA traces it's origins back to what members refer to as 'Original Soyn.'
Original Soyn is celebrated on Dec 25th, and harkens back to a seminal event described in their holy book, The Wokerinomicron.
On a winter's day in 1993, an epileptic Seattle teen was in attendance at Our Lord Adam Schiff school of Virtue Community college and Vape Shop, in a Privilege Acknowledgement class.
Feeling a tingle in the back of her head, she rose to her feet, fearing a seizure. But this was no seizure. Gripping the table, she began shaking violently. Images and instruction began filling her head from an unknown source. Foaming at the mouth and losing control of her bowels, she collapses into a heap, continuously farting.
Upon awaking, she began at write down what she had experienced. These are the tenets of modern day ANTIFA, and these writings became the Wokerinomicron.
ANTIFA strictly adhere to making themselves very puny, easily led, cowardly, incestuous and self-loathing, as their doctrine dictates.
Original Soyn is celebrated on Dec 25th, and harkens back to a seminal event described in their holy book, The Wokerinomicron.
On a winter's day in 1993, an epileptic Seattle teen was in attendance at Our Lord Adam Schiff school of Virtue Community college and Vape Shop, in a Privilege Acknowledgement class.
Feeling a tingle in the back of her head, she rose to her feet, fearing a seizure. But this was no seizure. Gripping the table, she began shaking violently. Images and instruction began filling her head from an unknown source. Foaming at the mouth and losing control of her bowels, she collapses into a heap, continuously farting.
Upon awaking, she began at write down what she had experienced. These are the tenets of modern day ANTIFA, and these writings became the Wokerinomicron.
ANTIFA strictly adhere to making themselves very puny, easily led, cowardly, incestuous and self-loathing, as their doctrine dictates.
Al Sharpton: Dey shot anotha black mayn out hurr. For nuthin. We gon burn this mutha down.
Chris Cuomo: Shocking. All he did was shoot his baby mamma and run at cops with a chainsaw while on bath salts. When will this rayciss end? Luckily, ANTIFA is just an idea and won't riot
Chris Cuomo: Shocking. All he did was shoot his baby mamma and run at cops with a chainsaw while on bath salts. When will this rayciss end? Luckily, ANTIFA is just an idea and won't riot
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Short for anti-fascist. Opposes fascism, Nazism, supremacism, and authoritarianism.
Real life antifas include the Allies, the Resistance movements, and the Righteous Among the Nations in World War II. Fictional antifas include the Rebel Alliance, the Inglourious Basterds, and Captain America.
Real life antifas include the Allies, the Resistance movements, and the Righteous Among the Nations in World War II. Fictional antifas include the Rebel Alliance, the Inglourious Basterds, and Captain America.
by TheAllies February 23, 2017
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Michelle: Hey Paul, antifa sure act fascist. How come they claim they are agianst it?
Paul: People are stupid Michelle.
Paul: People are stupid Michelle.
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The idea is that there's a group of domestic terrorists running around attacking Trump supporters or something. You can only find stories about Antifa on Alt-Right blogs or fringe media outlets. Web searches are unable to turn up any web or social media pages for any sort of group identifying as Antifa.
I've looked. Seriously it's all bullshit. Look for yourself. You'll find pages talking about Antifa; but, they're all super right-wing. Nothing from anyone claiming to be part of the group. Shit even Anonymous has a facebook page. Antifa is pretty much a story that a bunch of dumb rednecks jack off to in a circle.
It's idiotic shit spread by idiotic people that has no basis in reality. On a separate but sort of related subject most of these dumb cunts haven't figured out how condoms work (If you're seething right now you probably had two kids before you turned 23. Also, seething means mad you ignorant fuck; I just saved you a google search; you're welcome.). As a result you're likely going to hear a lot more about Antifa in the years to come; we're outnumbered by the stupids and their numbers swell every day.
While entirely bullshit, Antifa does serve as a great metaphor for how as a civilization we're all fucked.
The idea is that there's a group of domestic terrorists running around attacking Trump supporters or something. You can only find stories about Antifa on Alt-Right blogs or fringe media outlets. Web searches are unable to turn up any web or social media pages for any sort of group identifying as Antifa.
I've looked. Seriously it's all bullshit. Look for yourself. You'll find pages talking about Antifa; but, they're all super right-wing. Nothing from anyone claiming to be part of the group. Shit even Anonymous has a facebook page. Antifa is pretty much a story that a bunch of dumb rednecks jack off to in a circle.
It's idiotic shit spread by idiotic people that has no basis in reality. On a separate but sort of related subject most of these dumb cunts haven't figured out how condoms work (If you're seething right now you probably had two kids before you turned 23. Also, seething means mad you ignorant fuck; I just saved you a google search; you're welcome.). As a result you're likely going to hear a lot more about Antifa in the years to come; we're outnumbered by the stupids and their numbers swell every day.
While entirely bullshit, Antifa does serve as a great metaphor for how as a civilization we're all fucked.
Climate change is an Antifa conspiracy.
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A term used to describe anyone on earth who is united in standing against oppression, bigotry, sexism, fascism & racism in all its forms.
A broad all-encompassing umbrella term used by oppressed people to push back against their oppressors. A means to serve justice when hope for justice is bleak.
In America, it has given rise to the anti-antifa movement, which is really the surfacing of a group of neo-nazis, neo-fascists, neo-kkk, neo-confederate, extreme racists, anti-immigrant hate groups, quasi-nationalist white trash and other confederate flag-waving "this is my America" snowflakes.
To be anti antifa is to be pro-fascist, pro-racist, pro-sexist, pro-bigot, pro-nazi, pro-kkk, or rather, just a bigoted racist sexist fascist neo-nazis klan member, or what we call the "alt-right". They're either too stupid to realize that or too scared to say it to anyone but their fellow hillbillies. Their endearing toothless smiles and single pair of overalls don't even garner sympathy from anyone on planet eaeth. But, true to form, they think America is the center of the universe & antifa is something American rather than global. They think white is a race, and America should be white. Its a sad thing.
A term used to describe anyone on earth who is united in standing against oppression, bigotry, sexism, fascism & racism in all its forms.
A broad all-encompassing umbrella term used by oppressed people to push back against their oppressors. A means to serve justice when hope for justice is bleak.
In America, it has given rise to the anti-antifa movement, which is really the surfacing of a group of neo-nazis, neo-fascists, neo-kkk, neo-confederate, extreme racists, anti-immigrant hate groups, quasi-nationalist white trash and other confederate flag-waving "this is my America" snowflakes.
To be anti antifa is to be pro-fascist, pro-racist, pro-sexist, pro-bigot, pro-nazi, pro-kkk, or rather, just a bigoted racist sexist fascist neo-nazis klan member, or what we call the "alt-right". They're either too stupid to realize that or too scared to say it to anyone but their fellow hillbillies. Their endearing toothless smiles and single pair of overalls don't even garner sympathy from anyone on planet eaeth. But, true to form, they think America is the center of the universe & antifa is something American rather than global. They think white is a race, and America should be white. Its a sad thing.
Example 1:
German: "we won't tolerate anymore fascism or racism from anyone"
American hillbilly: "we're white, and that means we're like the Nazis, if you're a true white"
German: "wtf is white?"
Example 2:
Antifa member: "I'm taking a stand against racism, sexism, fascism, bigotry, white nationalism, hillbillyism, & stupidity"
White trash: "oh yeah? Insult everyone I know will ya? Well then I'm taking a stand against you!"
German: "we won't tolerate anymore fascism or racism from anyone"
American hillbilly: "we're white, and that means we're like the Nazis, if you're a true white"
German: "wtf is white?"
Example 2:
Antifa member: "I'm taking a stand against racism, sexism, fascism, bigotry, white nationalism, hillbillyism, & stupidity"
White trash: "oh yeah? Insult everyone I know will ya? Well then I'm taking a stand against you!"
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Roger: No, I don't support their Orwellian views.
Kevin: Oh so you're a dirty antifa then?
Roger: We aren't friends anymore, get help.
Roger: No, I don't support their Orwellian views.
Kevin: Oh so you're a dirty antifa then?
Roger: We aren't friends anymore, get help.
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