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Aaron Nguyen

Aaron Nguyen is a very wise and funny young man, a great friend that will always help your back when times get rough. Aaron Nguyen's are known for absolutely dominating apex legends servers. He is very oogie. he also sat on his brothers muffin when he was playing video games with some really poggers person whose name is Robert. you should check Robert out. He's very single and cool. So is Aaron Nguyen.
Danny: Aaron...Where's my muffin..?
Aaron Nguyen: *continues playing overwatch*
Danny: Where's my muffin..?
Aaron Nguyen: I don't know danny
Danny: WAIT
Aaron Nguyen: what?
Danny: *starts to cry and laugh* YOU SAT ON MY MUFFIN
Aaron Nguyen with a very squished muffin on his butt: BRUH LMFAOOO GET CLAPPED
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Amazon Rental

Purchasing an item on Amazon to use briefly with no intention of keeping it. This is often done to impress others or to address a short term problem.
George: Brah, I just scored a gig to play at a huge music festival. I'm going to look like a schlep with this shitty guitar I have.

Ken: Amazon rental to the rescue!

George: Say what?

Ken:. Buy it and return it like a month later. It's a win win. You'll be drowning in roadie ass for free!

George: Genius!
by MrMojoRisin17 September 20, 2021
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psychotic amazon

1)an oversized female, fat boned by nature and won't be able to lose weight even with updated medical resources; female with psychotic and suicidal tendencies because she cant handle rejection and caught up in a swindel of lies because she is a fat,unintelligent,whore,slut,bitch.
i pitty that johanna franco girl because she believes she's better than everyone, but in reality she's just a psychotic amazon and her front is just a cover up for her pathetic insecurities.
by fatfeet June 25, 2008
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Amazonesia

The condition one aquires when they order so much stuff from Amazon on a daily basis they know they have ordered something but have no idea what it is when it arrives.
Dammit, i got amazonesia again! I know i have to make sure i receive something at the office today that is important but i cant remember what the heck it is!
by tommybayshore December 30, 2014
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Amazonian Slamjob

1. When a girl violently beats your dick until you cry

2. A violent handjob
"Yo bro I got an amazonian slamjob last night."
"Damn bruh that sucks."
by imapython October 24, 2015
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Aaron

Aaron is a sweet, loving, caring guy who will never let you down. Being near him will give you butterflies and make you ungodly happy. Aaron's are usually handsome, but never really know it until you tell them. They are very modest. Aaron's are extremely smart, caring, and selfless. They will do anything for you.
"Ugh. Blake was being a jerk last night. I wish he was like Aaron."
"Yeah, Aaron never does that to me."
by kyconner September 9, 2016
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Amazon

An online shopping service founded by Jeff Bezos, who somehow manage to damage any package that you may order.
Friend "Hey dude did you buy something off of amazon?"

Me "Yeah dude but the box disintegrated by the time it got here."
by CobraCrusher October 6, 2019
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