Survival instincts of a fart

When a person is so dumb and easily trusting that they might as well go get candy from a "free candy" van.(Basically dumb kids)

Jessica has the survival instincts of a fart, she followed him with a second thought.

by Yifgjth November 22, 2025

Interior I don't give a flaming fart

A phrase told by Amir Blumenfeld in the episode "Screenplay" of Jake and Amir series.

It is known that Amir's cousin's lawyer 'Edward Freakin' Nort" is the creator of the phrase.

Amir: No

Jake: Don't say no while I'm talking. Let me finish. It's gonna sound bad if you say "no" while I'm doing it." "Interior I don't give a flaming fart."

Amir: No.

by J&Afan July 31, 2011

dry as a popcorn fart

Dry as the desert. Lacking all moisture. Usually used when describing an extremely hot day, or really overcooked food. Gives the same feeling as when particularly dry food gets caught in your throat.

Good Lord! This chicken is as dry as a popcorn fart!

by GSDlover January 21, 2018

A Jamie Fart

Where somebody farts and it smells so bad you have to evacuate the premesis

Somebody farts gross that was such a Jamie Fart!

by CheekyMonkay May 22, 2017

fart a seed

to fart and a little nugget of poop comes out

"Damn, i heard her fart in bio today. I bet you she'd fart a seed next time!

by THE YES AND NO FRIENDS September 23, 2016

A contained fart

A fart that is trapped in a area and the smell won't go away!

Mom just let out A contained fart the smell just wont leave the house!

by Joecrash396 June 18, 2018

a juicy [fart]

Sounds like or feels like some watery feces was passed when farting. Usually occurs with a slight case of diarrhea.

I just let go with a juicy fart. I better go check myself to see if I need to clean up myself.

by fossilized October 31, 2005