Dysfunctional means not operating normally or properly. In a relationship sense, your relationships don’t operate normally or properly because they’re toxic or they are very short lived. You are a pimp because you could get any girl you want, but again, your relationships are always short lived, thus making you a dysfunctional pimp.
Todd: Do you see how Anthony can get any girl he wants?
Nick: Yeah but they never last.
Todd: Damn, Hes a dysfunctional pimp
Nick: Yeah but they never last.
Todd: Damn, Hes a dysfunctional pimp
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Matt: "So how was your date with Marissa last night?"
Joe: "It was going really, really well until we watched 'Twilight'. She tried to give me a beej after the movie, and there was nothing I could do. I was totally limp; I had Twirectile Dysfunction. I think it was all the glittering men."
Joe: "It was going really, really well until we watched 'Twilight'. She tried to give me a beej after the movie, and there was nothing I could do. I was totally limp; I had Twirectile Dysfunction. I think it was all the glittering men."
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The choices between the douche(Donald Trump) and the turd sandwhich(Hilary Clinton), have spread the non-dangerous but yet rewarding disease across the nation known as electile dysfunction syndrome to over 55% of the USA.
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They are your severely disturbed, paranoid and/or inappropriate coworkers, family & friends, yet remain gainfully employed, operate vehicles daily and manage to not starve to death.
They are your severely disturbed, paranoid and/or inappropriate coworkers, family & friends, yet remain gainfully employed, operate vehicles daily and manage to not starve to death.
Because of their multiple failed relationships and substance abuse charges, Brittney & Lindsey remain the poster children for the functional dysfunctional.
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