3 definitions by Proclus_Plato

sprinkler crashing

Playing and running through someone else's sprinkler without their permission.

Sprinkler crashing is fun for the kids on a hot day.

by Proclus_Plato August 18, 2019

pizzarectile dysfunction

When you are about to bite a slice of pizza and the end droops on you as its about to enter your mouth.

This pizza has major pizzarectile dysfunction. I've yet been able to bite into it.

by Proclus_Plato January 3, 2012

hybrid texting

When you are texting one or more person and one of your text messages turns into a hybrid of the other texts.

Text one to Joe: Did you climb that hill this morning?
Text two to Beth: Did you go out with Jack and Jill last night?
Text three to John: Did you find any water in the basement?
Text four and hybrid texting (you, trying to respond to their responses--to John): Jack and Jill when up the hill to find water?

by Proclus_Plato June 8, 2011