zuckery

1. When things go wibbally wobbally on Facebook.

2. FB related shenanigans.

My facebook updates keep double posting, what Zuckery!

by fbthinktank March 10, 2011

Zucchini Glasgow

When you lift a man’s flaccid penis upwards with your fingertips in order to expose his bollocks, then punch him in the scrotum.

I went to hospital last week for a routine vasectomy but the Doctor dropped him scalpel and gave me a Zucchini Glasgow.

by Chewbacca91 October 7, 2019

getting zuckered

The experience of giving up your private and personally identifiable information, preferences, and media, all for the questionable trade-off of being allowed to join Facebook. (Facebook is owned by Mark Zuckerberg, who is quoted below…)

Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard
Zuck: Just ask.
Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS
(Redacted Friend's Name): What? How'd you manage that one?
Zuck: People just submitted it.
Zuck: I don't know why.
Zuck: They "trust me"
Zuck: Dumb fucks.

(Early example of "getting zuckered", quoted from a recently uncovered '04 IM)

by aboynamedpseu July 28, 2010

Zuckerfucker

Someone who steals your idea.

"he just Zuckerfucked you, dude!"

"you're a Zuckerfucker"

named after Mark Zuckerburg, the owner of Facebook who Zuckerfucked his was to the top.

theft
intellectual property
Zuckerfucker
Zuckerfucked

by drp 84 January 20, 2014

zucchini spooks

This is the feeling of dread that overcomes someone when it is assumed their love of cucumbers translates into a love of zucchinis. One can adore cucumbers while despising zucchinis.

An example of someone suffering from zucchini spooks is Animal Crossing's Kapp'n.

But now, please! Zucchinis give me the spooks! Zucchini spooks!

by FrostedTornFlake October 16, 2005

zuckerberged

When the person you asked to help you with your idea steals your idea.

A set of twins ask a computer wiz to make a website for them. The wiz makes the website without intending to give it to the twins. Wiz claims the website as his own even though the idea to create it wasn't his. The wiz zuckerberged the twins.

by RawBison August 20, 2011

Nick Zucco

when you are about to ejaculate whip your dick out of her ass and stick a dildo in then yell Nick Zucco.

I was slamming this chick anal then I gave her a Nick Zucco.

by themaninthevan April 11, 2009