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Wilhelmed

To fuck something up due to sheer and utter stupidity. To act in a way contrary to what someone with any common sense or reasonable comprehension of societal norms.
Man, I ran my car into a wall while drunk, I fucking Wilhelmed it.
by ScallywagSailors December 3, 2016
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Wilhemed

During the act of masturbating in bed, when you are too lazy to ejaculate into a tissue or other alternatives, you ejaculate into your hand. You leave the semen in your hand until the morning until it is dry. Once you wake up you go to wash it off.
"Dude whats that you got in your hand?"

"Uh.. I was making a mayonaisse sandwich.."

"... You wilhemed again didnt you?"
by Amelia The Stunt Bum February 27, 2009
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Wilhelmterface

A deliberately bad user-interface, on an web-site, to annoy users and make them reach the darkest insanity, in an attempt to be employed by Microsoft.
Wow...that's a devil of a Wilhelmterface.
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Wilhelminah

A woman that loves pink. She's often a drama queen who loves drama more than anything.
Omg, Wilhelminah is such a drama queen
by Isabel2002 February 8, 2018
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Wilhelming

leaving for a couple of weeks and then coming back and acting all gangsta
"ima go wilhelm it and leave for a few weeks,be back tho" "oh hes just wilhelming it
by uncle mustafa September 16, 2019
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Wilhelmia

A country located in Central America that is home to millions of faggots.
Person 1: "I am super gay and I am bullied!"
Person 2: "You should go to Wilhelmia, almost everyone there is homosexual!"
by wjaijmpsjmpd;pw;idas January 24, 2021
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wilhelmina

actually the best person ever. She is literally so hot and stunning and gets so many girls they need to chill fr ik she has huge boobs and such a humungous ass she gets bbl allegations but like come on...

she also is jus so so smart and so funny like when she cracks a joke people's clothes just fall off. She is also just so kind animals follow her wherever she goes bc she is like literally a princess.
wilhelmina is the sexiest person ever oh my my
by milfgetter023827r348 July 30, 2023
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