Breathin' Piper No Wiper

A poop log that has been launched deep into the pipe, but is so long that the other end sticks out the top of the toilet pool, as if it was breathing. Additionally, it leaves behind no residue for the pooper to wipe.

"Ma'am, I'm going to need to use your poop knife; we've got a breathin' piper no wiper situation in there."

by thelonious3 October 20, 2019

Rascal's Wager

Why not disbelieve. Just in case an all-knowing, all-seeing God sees you for being a hypocrite who only pretends to believe "just in case"?

He chose Rascal's Wager instead of Pascal's Wager because he didn't want to anger any gods by pretending to believe in them since, if they existed, they would know he was pretending.

by mayfieldenator April 22, 2020

wing wiper

A term used to describe a member of the US Air Force.

Probably comes from the Air Force's reputation for being neat and orderly.

Did ya see that wing-wiper over there? Bet I could arm wrestle him.

by Athene Airheart May 1, 2004

wigger

A complete waste of skin, young, dumb, and full of come suburaban white kid nigger wannabe. They worship niggers and want to become one.

Look at that wigger over there grabbing at his ball sac and wearing his cap sideways. Let's go and bitch-slap him."

by Running out of patience August 14, 2008

Winer

Someone who only drinks top shelf, high end wines. Someone who brags in your face about all of the knowledge of wine they know. Essentially a Winer.

Want to invite Samantha over for dinner? No she's a Winer. What we have won't be good enough for her.

by YungShalom August 26, 2020

wigger

A pejorative term for a caucasian kid ("white" person) who mimicks language, dress and mannerisms of black ghetto kids.

by uncle beef July 17, 2002

Winchester Windshield Wiper

The act of taking a big ol' nasty poo poo all over a girls face, soon after, using your penis to wipe her face clean using a "windshield wiper" motion.

Girl: Will you give me a Winchester Windshield Wiper?

Dude: Fuck yeah!!

by OMGarealbigname January 17, 2011