Johnny Welly man

A broke man who is beloved by the whole of st Helens. He unfortunately passed away on Saturday 21st of August 2021 after years of wondering the streets and enjoying a good Greg's
Chav 1: Johnny welly man has passed away

Chav 2: and absolutely tragedy R.I.P legend
by Jupiter 06 August 21, 2021
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jelli welli

always there when ya need her, most reliable person i know! and wot makes it worse not only is she the cleverest person i no but one of the most gorgeous people too!
by helli welli! October 26, 2003
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Johnny welly man

A unit who lives in the town centre of St Helens. He’s the best dancer in the world. He also stinks of piss most of the time.
Person 1: “saw Johnny welly man today”
Person 2: “what a unit.”
by BigGman347 December 18, 2019
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Face like a melted welly

Don't fancy yours much, she's got a face like a melted welly
by iamamanufan January 11, 2011
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razi spazi belli welli

"Hey, there's a razi spazi belli welli over there!"

Female approaches:

Hannah says:"RAZI SPAZI BELLI WELLI!"
Female replies: "HANNAH SMALLWOODENBELLI!"
by yoghurtm8n June 12, 2011
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smelly welly belly smelly

someone who has a smelly welly belly smelly.
yo you got a smelly welly belly smelly.
by Comedy ERDoesGaming_ September 12, 2020
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Melted Welly

A euphemism for a woman’s vulva. Especially a misshapen specimen.
by Dave 999 September 17, 2020
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