Walkup Wasted

A state of total inebriation, where unspeakable things are bound to happen.

Usually caused by an excessive intake of tequila.

Jim: Who's ready to get Walkup Wasted?!
Steve: Woah man, remember what happened last time? You totally had sex with your friend's mom!

by kylebutler32 August 5, 2012

wankophilia

Fear of masturbation

Humphrey 's mother walked into his bedroom and caught him masturbating. He was so embarrassed he now has wankophilia.

by Shitpop October 21, 2015

wankophile

It's when one has an obsession with jacking someone off or self masturbation while idoizing the infatuation for tits.

Yo, my brother's friend spent the night lastnight!Geez! Never again, he's such a wankophile!

by C r e a t o r ☆ April 18, 2018

Wankspanner

Someone who is worthy of both the titles of Wanker and Spanner

You're such a Wankspanner Jeremy

by ShyGuy2610 May 17, 2019

Wankspanker

A total wanker n jiz stain who loves themself who thinks they are a kardasian facebook and instergram style celeb in there own soild underpants coz they got a like or 2

Omg what a wankspanker he would throw 1 off coz he looked in a shop window n saw his self

by Smushkitten July 12, 2019

Wankploos

Idiotic one plus fanboys who think one plus is the greatest company on earth, and also supports them regardless of whatever they do.

Mkbhd is a wankploos fan.
Lew (from unbox therapy) is a wankploos fan.

by Boredom Police January 5, 2020

Wanksplat

Someone that is annoying and loud.

Just listen to that fucking wanksplat talking pish again.

by AmYerDa March 17, 2020