wanky-hanky

paper or textile used to prevent spillage during masterbation, especially one routinely used.

"When I found his wanky-hanky in the car, I nearly freaked."

by R. Clayton Jr November 30, 2005

wankless task

something for no reward

You can talk all night to a girl, but it's guaranteed to be a wankless task

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

wankry

Wankry is when you wank and then cry..

I'm gonna wankry cause I'm hardcore horny and like to cry as I cum. Just saying. (Wank) (cry) wankry

by ex ted November 21, 2010

wanky shit sausage

The art of ejaculating onto human faeces whilst it is sucked in and out of the anus.

Commonly known as turtle headed cum stick in the USA, the wanky shit sausage can only be performed when the receiver is in desperate need of a shit. As the shit draws closer to the exit, the giver wanks onto the shit and it is then sucked into the anus.

My girlfriend was desperate for a shit so I suggested the wanky shit sausage, her arse hoovered my cum straight into her shit-infested bum

by Thombone Catkins December 19, 2010

wanky bollocks

Composite word.

Wanky; meaning flash but pointless.

and

Bollocks; meaning bollocks.

Experimental video installations are all a load of wanky bollocks.

by MarkyMark January 24, 2005

Hanky Wanky

When you ask your G/F or wife if they want to have Hanky Panky (sex) and she declines, so you just get a clean hanky or handkerchief and masturbate with it

I asked Mandy if she wanted to have Hanky Panky, and she wasn't in the mood, so I grabbed a blue striped handkerchief and had a Hanky Wanky instead

by Ed kerchief March 31, 2009

winky-wanky-woo

Pre-masturbation chant.

'Winky-wanky-woo!' etc.

by rob o'cop August 18, 2006