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Wankry is when you wank and then cry..
I'm gonna wankry cause I'm hardcore horny and like to cry as I cum. Just saying. (Wank) (cry) wankry
wankry by ex ted November 21, 2010
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Something that looks or sound inappropriate. It can also mean something that something is obvious or stupid. Also happens to be Santana(the greatest character ever)'s catch phrase.
Example 1:
Carl-"You guys have a hole to fill and i'm just trying to help will it"
Santana-"Wanky"
Emma-"Santana!"

Example 2:

Kitty- "You're so funny and self deprecating, we're so much alike"
Quinn- Looks around in confusion
Santana- "Wanky"

Example 3:

Puck- "Once you see a baby come out of a girls magic garden everything else is easily acceptable"
Quinn-"I think I love you puck. And I know it's not gonna be easy what, with me and you being me and you. But, i'd rather do

hard with you than easy with someone else."
Santana- "Wanky"
Quinn- "Santana for once i'd appreciate it if you kept you inevitable snark to yourself.
Wanky by Auntie Snix March 16, 2020
Related Words
when you're so woke that you become angry at the current political state and immense polarization
Sceneable grew wangry when thinking about people who can not distinguish welfare from communism
Wangry by wokesquid April 15, 2017

wanky-wanky 

A nice way to say "a wank".
Dad: What are you doing?
Son: Just having a wanky-wanky!
Dad: Fair enough.
wanky-wanky by thetwww October 19, 2015
Wanky (wah-aye-enn-key): adj. Word used to describe moments of great sexual attraction and sexual tension.

Used by the one and only Santana lopez.
That Brittany, she is so wanky
Wanky by Brittanaislovebitches March 12, 2011

wankrupt 

to maturbate untill your testicles are empty.
"last nite i watched so much porn i had to declare wankruptcy"

Wankey Blues 

The post effect of not having a wank, when you've turned your computer off and got into bed thinking "I don't need a wank tonight" but you get into bed, get a stonker, and realise you do.
"Shit, should have had a wank. Wankey blues :("
Wankey Blues by Dr Wankenstein January 7, 2010
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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“No way, is that cake?”
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