Gentlemen's Wipe

When a male is performing oral sex on a female and in one motion licks from the butthole to the clitoris.

1. Dude. Bro. Did you give her a gentlemen's wipe?
2. She was so hot I gave her a gentlemen's wipe.
3. I gave her a gentlemen's wipe like a true gent.

by Brendan7891 November 26, 2011

Wipe out the red from my ledger

It's a book-keeping term. Black ink means profit and red ink means debt.

As in reference to "The Avengers" when Black Widow said: "I want to wipe out the red from my ledger"

She feels that if she 'wipes out this debt', she will be free from whatever problem is plaguing her

by Andyakat May 26, 2013

shit of a thousand wipes

when poop breaks off halfway out of your ass and you wipe away at the stump as if it were a wet pastel poking out of your asshole.

I wont be coming to work today as I've been cursed by the shit of a thousand wipes.

by Lunicus January 29, 2007

Frontal wipe

The act of wiping ones ass from the front as if they were wiping their pussy.

That Jew kahny got his balls shitty after a frontal wipe.

by Bskinns August 6, 2012

Jizz wall wiper

Where someone masturbates and ejaculates but holds the keeps the fresh semen at the top of his bellend and then wipes it on the wall.

I am Andrew and I am a Jizz Wall Wiper

by j_ball13 November 23, 2011

butt wipe

1) a crappy person.

2) anything used to wipe ones ass.

1) You are an annoying butt wipe. Please leave my personal space.

2) Oooh, that was a particularly greasy shit, this is gonna take lotsa butt wipe.

by biffula December 27, 2007

Shit Wired Tight

SHIT WIRED TIGHT: adjective/noun

The highest state of organization and readiness. Not too be confused with NOT having your shit wired tight, the opposite of having your shit wired tight.

#1 Big Jay Cliburn showed up at the island a day early with a carton of Winston cigarettes, 10 cases of light beer from Milwaukee's Best (iced down), eggs, bacon, a Mapp gas torch, and a .45; that guy has his SHIT WIRED TIGHT (SWT) unlike his son aka JUNIOR aka SIMBA aka Littles.

#2 de Roode and Stallings showed up with all of their gear at the boat dock on time with beer iced down, tenderloins marinating and fishing gear rigged.

by Nick Duhe June 5, 2012