Valediction Shuffle

The ungraceful ending of a conversation (esp. over the phone) where multiple variations of 'goodbye' are stammered, often simultaneously.

YOU: .... well okay then, I'll talk to you later.
ME: Alright, we'll see you.
YOU: Bye
ME: Later
YOU: Later
ME: Bye
BOTH: See ya
ME: Okay (click)
YOU: Bye (click)

ME: God I hate the awkward valediction shuffle.

by Mars Redwyne November 6, 2008

Ebbw vale

A small town in Gwent Valleys in South Wales. Biggest shithole in the world. You cant do absolutely nothing here. :) drugs everywhere+ full of ugly fat stupid people.

Ebbw vale? ..... where the fuck is that?

by Tinamichellexo February 1, 2012

wilmer valderrama

He used to be cool on That 70's show when he didn't try to be all gangster and shit. Now he's just some fuckin' poser who hosts a funny show called 'Yo momma'. In the end, he gives the winner $1,000, pretty fuckin' lame if you ask me. $1,000 for potential future beefs with other mu'fuckers around the winner's hood doesn't justify that shit. Dude, you're rich, What the fuck man?

Watch the episode of Ashton Kutcher's "Punk'd" where they punk Wilmer and you'll see how much of a pussy he is.

"Where the Hell did Wilmer Valderrama get the idea he was a fuckin' thug ass nigga? Get in where you fit in dude and go back to doing COOL shows.

by Raw Doggy April 4, 2010

valectban

The result of a user (Valect) on efnet using the host name of someone else, who raises hell in specific channels of choice (such as #seattle or #california).

The result is an ineffective ban on the host name that user is utilizing, locking all other users on that host name out of the channel.

A frequent victim of valectbans is a user known as Orb.

21:15 18 Dec 05 <analorb> I used to be on like 23542352 efnet channels <analorb> but now I am the victim of valectbans

by cuntsucker August 25, 2006

Valconi

The name of a man of great morals and values. A huge family person. Incredibly intelligent. If you are in a relationship with a Valconi, then you are most likely going to marry him. He will do anything for the woman he loves, but the moment he is betrayed, he stands his ground.

I want to marry a Valconi when I'm in my 20's.

by myonlywishishim January 8, 2010

Valdemart

Slang for Wal-mart. Sounds like the evil villain from Harry Potter -- Voldemort.

I'm going shopping at Valdemart.

by M. Brian June 11, 2006

valedictory address

a speech written by a valedictorian for graduation and which 95% of it are edited by the speech writer, adviser or language teacher.

parent 1 : "the valedictory address delivered by by your son was incredible."
parent 2 : "i agree, his teacher helped him rewrite most of the paragraphs."

by jayvee5684 March 28, 2013