uni-nut

a guy with one nut.

Mr. Frick is a uni-nut and he only shops at Uni-Mart.

by Nick D April 3, 2003

uni-whore

Similar to mono-slut... being a whore with only one person, instead of several

I promise to be such a uni-whore with you after we're married and I have lost my virginity.

by Jessica Nichole December 18, 2003

Uni-Baller

Any man who overcompensates for missing a ball (testicle) by being excessively aggressive, critical, masculine or pompous. a.k.a. Juan Bahler.

"Say, Dad, If winning isn't everything, then why does Brian J. Kelly always insist on keeping score?"

"Because he stands a mere 5 feet 8 inches tall and is a bonafide Uni-Baller, that's why. ...'boy's only got one ball."

"Bet crowded elevators probably smell different to midgets too, huh Dad?"

by Rural_Dictionary November 22, 2011

uni-baller

A disgruntled man that has one testicle and somehow bangs dirty goth chicks. Can also be a ball point pen maker.

Goddamn that uni-baller got two girls now when hes only got one nad?

by Bennie December 8, 2004

uni boob

One boob that extends the same distance as if you had 2 boobs. its quite unfortunate and can often happen when so much fat has extended across the barrier from one breast to the other, forming a uni boob.

"yo dude! man your boobs arent individual any more"
"i know dude, coz i totally got uni boob. its the new fashion"
"i should get me one of those"

by lizzie millard December 2, 2007

uni-terror

most likely the best PS2 hacker to ever grace the earth.

oh heww yew uni made that code

by justin May 16, 2004

Uni Boarding

Verb: To "ride" and do tricks on half of a skate board.

Noun: Half of a skateboard.

A bunch of skater kids have gone uni.
Do you want to go to the beach and do some Uni Boarding?

by SKATEfromwiki May 22, 2009