udder chaos

When you have drunken sex with a girl with huge tits.

We hooked up last night it was udder chaos.

by Richard Manuel March 9, 2021

PASSION UDDER

A real thirst quenching hunk of wet. Preferably a glass of water or Rubicon (flavour is up to you.)

Boy 1: Oi man, send me a suck on that passion udder.

Boy 2: Off to Saino’s G, i’ll grip a couple udders no doubt.

by Slickrickyoyo January 4, 2019

Udder Poo Dangle

When a Cow is Milked and the milk just dangles.Similar to poo dangle. See Poo dangle

Wow that cow has a lot of udder poo dangle!!

by SarahLynnBrown33333 February 20, 2009

Fuck Udders

Titties, boobs, breasts,

"I was fucking that girl so hard, her fuck udders kept slapping me in the face."

by Carter Lanecrest April 20, 2018

Girl Udders

Boobs and lactating out of nipples

"A baby sucks their mother's Girl Udder(s), this is lactating"

"When we f**k, I pinch her Udders"

"I like milking my Girl Udders, mmmm"

by Awkward. June 7, 2014

udder man

A man who spends so much time tending to cattle that he finds himself aroused by udders.

Bob: "Are you an ass man or a boob man?"
Chris: "Hanging with Daisy and Bessie I must say I'm an udder man."

by Kenya_Swallow July 4, 2016

monkey udders

non-appealing breasts.

'check out the monkey udders on that slut'

OR

'she got 3 kids, her tits will be like monkey udders'

by hank grolok December 18, 2011