by Justine4421 July 11, 2022
I got off so hard when Jenny gave me and Tom that Double Rudder Udder at the party last night. Her tits are so big it felt like heaven on my dick.
by Mr. Dooseldorf April 14, 2018
When one is going through a life struggle and is thirsty for sympathy. Like how a calf has an extreme thirst for it's mother's udder milk.
In most common cases this is illustrated through the likes of social media.
In most common cases this is illustrated through the likes of social media.
"Sophie broke up with her boyfriend and posted a status about it on facebook. With the help of her friend's supportive comments and 1026 likes, Sophie felt replenished from the udder of sympathy can now continue on with her fucking life"
by mupsaucer May 26, 2017
Bob: "Are you an ass man or a boob man?"
Chris: "Hanging with Daisy and Bessie I must say I'm an udder man."
Chris: "Hanging with Daisy and Bessie I must say I'm an udder man."
by Kenya_Swallow March 29, 2016
When a farmer neglects to milk his dairy cows, and the buildup of milk causes pain and distress for the poor cow
Farmer Dave: Hey boy, did you milk the dairy cows yet?
Boy: The dairy cows? Why, I was busy tending to the chickens!
Farmer Dave: You fool! Haven't you any clue what you've done!? You gave my dairy cows, my pride and joy in this world blue udders!!!
Boy: The dairy cows? Why, I was busy tending to the chickens!
Farmer Dave: You fool! Haven't you any clue what you've done!? You gave my dairy cows, my pride and joy in this world blue udders!!!
by Beefeth June 30, 2021
Dude, I got lucky last night, and she was totally milking the back udder, if you know what I mean ;)
by KANT D3Ni November 20, 2017
Boy 1: Oi man, send me a suck on that passion udder.
Boy 2: Off to Saino’s G, i’ll grip a couple udders no doubt.
Boy 2: Off to Saino’s G, i’ll grip a couple udders no doubt.
by Slickrickyoyo January 4, 2019