5 definitions by Mr. Dooseldorf

puerto rican paintbrush

when a man shoves his ball sack into a woman's asshole, then slaps his shit covered nuts all over the woman's face.

After that Puerto Rican Paintbrush he gave me, I had to shower 3 times just to get the stink and shit off my face and hair!!! starving artist

by Mr. Dooseldorf November 5, 2014

When a girl jerks off two guys at the same time while slapping her tits on their dicks.

I got off so hard when Jenny gave me and Tom that Double Rudder Udder at the party last night. Her tits are so big it felt like heaven on my dick.

by Mr. Dooseldorf April 14, 2018

When a chick gives two guys simultaneous hand jobs while the both suck her tits.

I got off so hard when Jenny gave me and Tom a double rudder utter last night at the party.

by Mr. Dooseldorf April 7, 2018

An angry turd that has you bolting from your seat, bed, or whatever you may be doing, hustling to the nearest bathroom to drop that stinky growler.

Oh shit, wheres the bathroom, man? I feel a Dooseldorf about to erupt from my asshole!growler

by Mr. Dooseldorf November 15, 2014

Queezy. Queering easy. Asimple lazy queef.

On a lazy summers day I lay on the couch an my pussy let out a queezy. An easy lazy queef.

by Mr. Dooseldorf September 24, 2020