twat

a) a fanny, or vagina, in British English

b) American English, an offensive term 4 a non pragmatic, non rational male who use his phallic organ to think things through instead of using his thinking cap

if you are a male twat, definition b), you have a problem, and a serious one

by Uncle Dimma May 9, 2015

twat

female sexual organ or punch on nose

"im going to twat you round the head with a frying pan" or "let me lick your twat"

by paez January 6, 2007

Twat

Twatt, a town in the Orkney Isles - Scotland

I live at Twatt

by David January 6, 2007

twat

Short for Trans World Airlines Tea...the official tea that was served on this now defunct airline.

Attractive stewardess: Good afternoon, would you care for some T.W.A. coffee?

Male passenger: No thanks, but I'd love a taste of your T.W.A. tea. *winks*

by vagitarian January 6, 2007

twat

other wise known as muff gone mouldy

close your legs i can smell your twat!

by Anonymous January 6, 2007

twat

Another name for a chick's pussy.

Another way to say "what?"

That bitch's twat is gettin wet already.

Twat? I cunt hear you.

by kippy January 6, 2007

TWAT

The War Against Terror

Terrorists are assholes.

by Rick James January 6, 2007