by Artaxoxo January 29, 2016
1. The act of being traumatized by Trump in any way, shape or form.
2. The realization that half your family wanted him to be President, and you can't opt out of sharing DNA with them.
3. The sneaking suspicion that you've traveled to a darker, non-sensical timeline in one of the many alternate universes, where Trump is President and people are ok with that.
2. The realization that half your family wanted him to be President, and you can't opt out of sharing DNA with them.
3. The sneaking suspicion that you've traveled to a darker, non-sensical timeline in one of the many alternate universes, where Trump is President and people are ok with that.
by quadcopter May 24, 2017
When you attempt a fart, but explode instead, splashing yourself with toilet water.
Trumpet victims self-identify online by the trumpet emoji 🎺
Trumpet victims self-identify online by the trumpet emoji 🎺
by OtherJesus June 02, 2016
Usually played by a cocky person who thinks he is the best and that his instrument is also....even though it only has three keys and sounds like an elephant.
Trumpet Player: "Hey I'm the best and so is the trumpet."
reg. person: "uhhh dude what did u do to you're car? The only thing that still works is the horn."
reg. person: "uhhh dude what did u do to you're car? The only thing that still works is the horn."
by clarinetist September 19, 2003
Trumpets or toots his or hers own horn. Says it like it is. Defines his or hers own space. Is not afraid to speak out. Is not afraid to speak freely about their own beliefs or political agenda
by Thomas Terrio August 27, 2008
A polite way of saying 'cunt', from the Mr Tourette cartoon referring to the Salvation Army as 'Trumpet Cunt'
by Special Yellow December 30, 2011
An instrument played by the cockiest of band members. Those who play the trumpet tend to think they are the gods of the band.
That arrogant bastard is such a trumpet.
by euphoniumshadow19 October 30, 2008