hello titty

A method girls use that involves showing their cleavage or breasts to get something from a guy.

In Jennifer's Body, Megan Fox played hello titty with the bartender to get drinks, since she was underage.

by jules09 September 25, 2009

Tough titty Tuesday

Occurs on Tuesday when life suddenly becomes tough. tough titties Usually used to blame any inconvenience that happens in your life on tough titty Tuesday

“I failed my test today , my cat hasn’t pooped all day , and my spaghetti don’t fit in my dryer. Why does this happen to me?”

Bro it’s Tough titty Tuesday ( TTT) this always happens

by Swagmuffin1 April 8, 2019

Flapjack Titties

When a bitch has those weird titties that flop around and sag down with that weird fold. Them chimpanzee titties.

Damn you see that nasty bitch over there with them flapjack titties? GROSS!!!

by _viper_ May 13, 2014

tittycaca

The act of a girl being titty fucked whilst she takes a dump

Guy: The smell of your shit is making me horny!
Girl: Get that boner over here and fuck these titties!
Guy: Yeah, Skank, I love that Tittycaca!

by The Stink Monster March 7, 2014

titty wrangling

When a flirty female (more often than not a ‘mudshark’) mocks your manhood with her breasts in a tarty fashion but despite your advances won’t bring them out of their shoulder holders, at which point you assist her in freeing them from their wire bra stables.

This chick has been giving me the run around for months now and she still teases me like this. It's about time to do a little titty wrangling!!

by Sayf-Guey Mayne June 20, 2011

titted

When you're skiing deep powder and get so pitted that it's blowing up to your tits.

We got so titted today on the mountain, I got so many face shots.

by the_jamin_rock February 24, 2017

Tittie Lockdown

Tittie Lockdown is the situation that takes place when you can no longer control yourself because the bitches are controlling you with their tittie powers.

Marc: Yo i've been trying to tell that bitch off for so long.

Andy: Why haven't you?

Marc: Bitch got me on Tittie Lockdown.

by Marc519 December 7, 2009