Testi

A person who thinks that they are very good with women, have tons of friends, or has and makes tons of money, when the reality is in fact the opposite.

John Sarah is not even into you! No one is into you... Ya Fuckin Testi...

by Elon Stonks June 9, 2021

testie teeth

The spikes that can sometimes form on balls and bite the pussy

His testie teeth really bit me hard last night

by Blameitonthewhiskey September 17, 2018

space testies

While zoning or distracted, the habit of adjusting your crotch to allow room with others watching accidentally.

Mike: "I think Joe just played space testies!"
John: "Ya i just saw that, that's wrong...but kinda manly."
Joe: "Howdy fellas."

by Captain Antidote March 17, 2011

testie festi

Full Name: Testical Festival

synonym: Sausage Fest, Sausage Suaray

Definition: multiple guys >10 in one spot, partying, talking together. Where you hope to god no gangster shit is going down!

It's a light hearted joke amongst real Men, who don't get all upset and are not sensitive to insults, because they know where they stand when it comes to sexuality!

Yo Yo Yo, what's going on here, looks like a testie festi!

by Emmd September 12, 2021

Testy

Crabby, grumpy...not overly chill and pleasant.

She can be a bit testy in the mornings

by Izzilly June 8, 2018

Testies

A word to define a group of test-takers

Teacher: All right my little testies, whos ready for a quiz
Testies: Oh no not another quiz

by Daryll Trout January 21, 2022

Texty testy

The act of sending a text to MPS or s/o using only your testicles.

Sarra and I were sexting last night and I sent her a texty testy

by rob2swag January 6, 2023