Ted 

(noun) A somewhat mischievous or impish child with the cutest smile in existence. 10/10 fantastic to watch during church 😍

Wow, look at that child's antics during church. He's such a Ted. If it weren't for his smile...

Ted by Luconious Maximus August 28, 2021

Ted 

An annoying brat.

"You got any games on your phone?"
"oh, you're such a Ted"

Ted by Dababycarhahahredissuslessgoo September 19, 2021

TED 

Previously, this conference stands for Technology, Economy, and Design. However, this conference expanded into broad topics, such as politics or philosophies.

But underneath it all, it still a perfect place to circlejerk/committing intellectual masturbation

TED, ideas worth sharing....

...in theory

TED by Sir. B November 25, 2021

Ted 

Stand Ted on your school bag.

I'm having a rough Ted right now.

Ted by LiptonIceTeaGreen December 3, 2021

Ted 

Though frequently referred to as simply “Ted”, Tedarico Villalobos was the founder of Circus Design Solutions (CDS), a driving force behind the grassroots pro-speciesist movement. CDS was originally founded as a pet store in Manila, Philippines in 1974. In 1993, CDS reincorporated in mainland California as a space weapons technology engineering subcontractor. Ted’s famous and most popular catchphrase was “CDS, this is Ted.”

Ted arguably donated his life to CDS for the animals of today and the future.

Ted by Mike’s Dad January 18, 2022

Ted 

Ted is a pumpkin he wants to sell you something mostly seen at hollween his worst enemy that always try’s to one up him is cucumber lemon with his wife lime

Ted is cool

Ted is smart

Ted

Ted by Lemonmonke_vr February 28, 2022

Ted 

Person that is a dickhead, wanker or just a shitty type of person

That blokes a right Ted!

Kick him out he’s being a Ted

Ted by Sketchypunx May 26, 2022