smagma

The sweat produced as a result of intense physical effort by the nutsack, either sexually or through sports, as opposed to normal nut sweat that occurs during everyday wear and tear.

After that pick-up game of basketball at the YMCA I needed to change my shorts because they were soakin' wet with smagma.
OR
While I was bangin' that skank I was gettin' so heated that my nasty balls were covered in smagma.

by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005

SUAG

Acronym for "Stupid Ugly Asian Girls", one of the prevalent species found at MIT, comparable to "dumb blondes" in the real world. Caution is advised around SUAGs, since extended contact could lead to rapid deterioration of the intellect and aesthetic sensibility.

For Gauss's sake, would those SUAGs please stop asking infantile questions?

He's dumber than a SUAG.

by GaussPrime February 21, 2005

the Smag

A universal nickname for any guys recent ex-girlfriend. It is used mostly in public, open conversations among guys talking about what their ex-girlfriends did or didn't do while they were dating them, without having to say their girlfriends real name out loud, so no one around would know who they're actaully talking about.

Ray (about his ex): yeah, i went to the club again last night and guess who i saw? the Smag. Can you beleive that? of all the clubs, the Smag has to keep going to that club.. WTF?

Ryan (about his ex): yeah, over at the mall, i saw the Smag hangin with the same loser friends.. the Smag's never gonna change.

by yo Huge January 20, 2008

shmaging

A stupid bitch that sucks at life.

Marquez you shmaging, you jerkin off in there?

by Matty Dee September 8, 2007

Shmaggen

A word used in place of a word you can't remember like thingy ma jig.
A noun referring to a bunch of useless objects

Hey John! Look at that shmaggen

by Steepy18 May 2, 2009

shmagoggles

All messed up, crooked, in dissaray.

I thought that guy was hot until I saw that his teeth are all shmagoggles!

by sussa May 5, 2009

SMagic

Verb: The art of connecting consumers with reputable service professionals in an effort to create raving fans out of everyone involved with the interaction.

Noun: If you are part of the interaction on the service end and you provide passionate service that results in a raving fan, it is safe to assume that you have the "SMagic" in you.

You say: "Man, I need to find the company to provide the type of passionate service that I deserve to experience."

Friend says: "Just SMagic it"

by SMagicMaker April 12, 2011