straighthead

a girl who plays softball
with blonde hair
and has reading problems

an example of a straighthead welp that would be mary!

by Sarabobearax3 December 30, 2008

Straightleg

Straightlegging is to extend and stiffen all of the muscles in one's legs and buttocks at the moment of climax during masturbation. This does not only heighten pleasure by several magnitudes, but also increases the speed and power of ejaculation. This makes it possible to fire sperm-juice beyond your head and onto the wall behind you.

I straightlegged so hard last night that my high-velocity spunk made a hole in my Jessica Alba poster.

by penis_kink February 22, 2011

straightfordable

Something that is both straightforward and affordable

Usually at coffee shops there are far too many options for how you want your over-priced coffee, but in that new one by Gap it's totally straightfordable.

by Wordsmithy September 16, 2015

Straightened

To align, process of alignment

His tie was not in conformity with his outfit, so I straightened it for a better fit.

by Snowball January 7, 2017

Straighties

= Straight + besties
Who are the best allies you can ever have also is way too cool and beautiful than you but love and protect you anyway.
Used in lgbtq+ community

Mood: when you have way too fabulous straighties that you tell yourself to never dream of getting a boy/girlfriend (both negative and possitive)

by Hedgyhead September 3, 2017

StraightLamp

Why such a coincidence you killed me on roblox riding ur gay mopede

Hi, StraightLamp here

by Kaegan👌mcnair June 13, 2018

Straightback

When an Italian American male combs his hair back.

When you get older Charlutz, you gotta do a nice straightback like my fatha

by Sonchacho October 5, 2018