A term used by foreign, often incompetent, IT managers to describe an integration task or a task requiring cooperation between multiple employees.
"@employee_one, plz align with @employee_two to update new do_stuff() function from last merge."

"I failed my English classes but blew enough cocks to become a team leader, so I use 'align' instead of terms like 'work together', 'integrate into' or 'talk with'."
by Potato2020 March 31, 2020
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The word you use when you are in a business meeting and can't think of anything worthwhile to say.
The team really need to align our activities in order to maintain our alignment to the business's core strategies
by Huwsiph December 19, 2018
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One's philosophical loyalties; may include religious ideals.

In RPG, the choice between good and evil; law and chaos.
Why do my chaotic evil characters always get stuck with a bunch of goody-goody lawfuls?
by Downstrike May 26, 2004
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The straightening of a young boys back by way of his anus. The person conducting the alignment must be 60 years old or older and the young boy must be between 3 and 10 years of age.
Person 1: Hey Boo Boo, your walking a little funny. I might need to give you a Sandusky Alignment later.

Person 2: I'll be alright, no need to bother.

Person 3: Get your ass on this mattress and let me straighten your back. Take your pants and underwear off now!!! Put some KY on your asshole too!!!!

Person 3: Don't you feel better? I know I do. If you have any other friends your age that have back issues, send them my way, okay buddy?
by Coke Can November 19, 2011
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An initial stage to self empowerment, to live the present with least resistance. A restoration of harmony and inner stillness within onself.
In order to nurture your soul and feel true happiness within, you need to raise your awareness for self-alignment.
by Afnan Kikia November 19, 2017
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Someone who is very competent in numerous sexual acts and can make your wildest dreams come true.

Miracle Aligners are typically humble but very confident in the bedroom.
"He's a Miracle Aligner it's like he was born to blow my mind"
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Man stars align is so cool. Man when stars align releases my stars will be aligned
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