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A term used by foreign, often incompetent, IT managers to describe an integration task or a task requiring cooperation between multiple employees.
"@employee_one, plz align with @employee_two to update new do_stuff() function from last merge."

"I failed my English classes but blew enough cocks to become a team leader, so I use 'align' instead of terms like 'work together', 'integrate into' or 'talk with'."
align by Potato2020 March 31, 2020
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1, place or arrange (things) in a straight line.

or

give support to (a person, organization, or cause)-
1, Measure and cut each runner so that the slots are aligned with line AB

2, Veterans from any war have minds, have experiences, have opinions and align themselves with one political ideology or another.
align by asdofhsdlogbodbc January 1, 2020

Align my drives 

The to make the act of rough sex with.
Susie: So what did you do last night?

Jenny: Well, Johnny came over to help me with homework but I was feeling horny so I told him to align my drives. I'm sore today.

when the stars align 

When an unexpected and nearly impossible event takes place. Usually due to pure luck or the divine intervention of God.
The love of my life left and went back to her own country, and I don't know if I'll ever see her again. But I pray to God each day and when the stars align I hope we'll end up together.

Stars Align/Hoshiai no Sora 

A soft tennis anime that throws in some, no, a lot of family trauma. Oh and a canon non-binary and a canon trans male character. Also a lil bit of stab stab.
Person 1: Have you seen Stars Align/Hoshiai no Sora?
Person 2: No. What's it about?
Person 1: Soft tennis and family trauma!
Person 2: Aight bet

Stars align 

The funny roblox game
Man stars align is so cool. Man when stars align releases my stars will be aligned
Stars align by Whhwhwhwhss July 27, 2023

Alien flipping 

ey-lee-uhn, flip-ing

(Verb)

The act of ingesting Psilocybin Mushrooms and 2C-B, then smoking DMT at the peak of the trip
Friend: You looked outta your head last night
Me: That's what happens when you're Alien flipping